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"I'm doomed! Doomed to a life of forlorned pudgery!"- Best Mate Bec

"It's talking Merry. The tree is talking."- Pippin, THE TWO TOWERS

"Stupid fat quokkas! Let Perry go!"- Perry Plop, the socially disabled quokka

"He can take my ring to Mordor anytime."- Best Mate Bec, on Orlando Bloom.

"They say that life/is tit for tat/ and that's the way I live. So I deserve/ a lotta tat/ for what i got to give!" Mama Morton singing "When You're Good to Mama" in CHICAGO.

"I thought it was a bit ridiculous to be named Mr. Darcy and then stand around looking snooty at a party. It's a bit like being named Heathcliffe and then spending the whole time in the garden shouting "Cathy!" and banging your head against a tree." my favourite bit from BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY (the book)

"Do you know, i actually think he was trying to flirt with Penny Husbands-Bosworth! She was very frightened, she's only just had her ovaries done!" Gemma Jones in BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY (the movie)

"Who's got my pint?" Lord of the Rings actor Billy Boyd

"Oh my God! Daniel Radcliffe likes The Shawshank Redemption! Right, that's it. I'm going to have to shag him." Myself, after an epiphanic discovery.

ME: Oh my god. Rupert Grint is so cute. Don't you just want to eat him with a dessert fork?
MY MUM:...No.

"I couldn't have [played Ewan McGregor's part in Moulin Rouge]. I can't sing. I could do the snogging Nicole Kidman bit. I doubt I'd be hard pressed to do that!" Daniel Radcliffe, the horny teenager. Oh look, his hormones have finally kicked in.

"It's awfully quiet today."
"Yes, a little TOO quiet, if you know what i mean."
"I'm afraid I don't."
"Well, bees usually make a lot of noise, don't they? No noise suggests...no bees."
"By god, you're right!"
"To the Bee-mobile!"- the Beekeepers, THE SIMPSONS

"Out you popped, out of your Mummy's tumpkin, and everyone shouted "It's a boy, it's a boy!" and then they said, "oh, but it hasnt got a winkle." And I said, "A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it's a miracle, a boy without a winkle!" And then Sir Thomas Moore pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl. And everyone was really disappointed."- Nursey, BLACKADDER