Mr. Dan Bayfield
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Joined 12-27-01, id: 144623
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and Horror.

...Yeah, whatever.

~Bayfield

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Identical Smiles by some kid reviews
A dead uncle comes back to take his living nephew. R&R, you know you wanna.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006
A Room of One's Own Reprisal by Miss Victoria reviews
A note on modern 'feminism' - how far have we really come?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
Dirt Patches by Anthony C. M. Thomas reviews
A poem about nationalism and pride in nations.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
Party Animals by holocaustpulp reviews
A toast to those who still the US government is worth our consideration.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
Anarchist's Song by Eboniccinderella reviews
I am so anti-Bush administration.God,send us a Savior.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006
Puns by kitt reviews
(Part 1 of Ongoing Series: Things Written at Work in a Fit of Boredom) An old interview, caught on tape but never aired, proves that laughter is not always the best medicine. Sometimes, it's poison.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/16/2003
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Permanent Fix reviews
Two vampire friends find a "cure" for vampirism. (Warning: Humor is dark and bleak.)
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006
Shoelaces reviews
Never mistreat your shoes...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006
All Hollow's Eve reviews
A poem about the darkest of nights...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006
Ambush reviews
(A short writing excercise.) The moral of the story is: Never ambush a ninja.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006