Aphra
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Joined 07-26-00, id: 14509, Profile Updated: 06-08-09
Author has written 11 stories for General, General, Humor, Humor, and Action.

Hello. I'm a twenty-something actress with a philosophy degree and probably too much time on my hands. Writing is one of my favorite hobbies. I'm a big fan of fantasy and gothic horror, as well as the absurdist movement (Rhinocerous, anyone?.) Most of what is posted below, I wrote in high school, but I don't have the heart to delete them. I totally thought they were awesome at the time.

Well, thanks for visiting my page, and I hope you enjoy my stuff!

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A Boy and His Shadow by Evil Queen Sab reviews
When the overshadow boy, Jon, unleashes an Evil Queen from a cursed bottle, his life goes from boring... to worse. As the Evil Queen and her new slave journey out to conquer the world, they meet a variety of the most interesting characters, from a knight
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Onesimus by nathanalbright reviews
This is the story of Onesimus, the runaway slave of Philemon who, after finding Paul, returns home to his master. Some fictional elements added.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
Thin Red Line by scatterbrish reviews
A story set in the not-too-distant future, telling of a young journalist-in-the-making who becomes involved in a second American Revolution, in which the line between good and bad is all but disappeared.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 6/10/2003
Roman Enslavement by Scribe Mozell reviews
A modern woman unwittingly angers a Roman goddess and is thrown back in time and place. She must face the dangers and difficulties of life as a slave--complicated by a VERY interested master.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,753 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003
Little Miss Perfect by goddessofsnark reviews
Musinigs about how perhaps the most perfect person in schoool isn't really perfect
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2002
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The Artist reviews
Lawrence is a conscientious objector who gets sent off to a obscure camp in the middle of nowhere for an infraction he commited. Unfortunately, he finds himself at the mercy of a sociopathic leader, with only a bunch of loonies to keep him company.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009
The Day the Dog Died
It's not easy living with the mentally ill (I'd really appreciate any comments...it's a short read! Thanks)
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Published: 6/18/2006
Canticle of the Pimple reviews
An ode to the special blemishes in our lives.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005
Brain Tumor reviews
Short piece of prose on how it feels when someone you love is seriously ill.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005
A Visit from the Thief of Dreams reviews
Reformatted! A poem and a story all in one!Please REVIEW and tell me what you thinK!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1/2004
Pimple, o Pimple! reviews
A piece of nonsense that I wrote to poetry.com...naturally I was a semifinalist. Please REVIEW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2004
Visit from the Thief of Dreams reviews
Slightly humorous...but this is a real effort I'd REALLY appreciate reviews! Thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2004
The Woe of McPauper reviews
I hope you like randomness! PLEASE R&R. All McPauper, an Irishman, wants to do is wear a kilt and dance a Scottish jig. Why does everyone have a problem with that?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/23/2004
The Clone reviews
A short insight on the life and thoughts of a clone in a future era. She has a malicious plan, but will she ever carry it out? Please R/R. Rated PG for (very, very) mild language and violence
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2001
No beyond reviews
Sometimes you can't find anything that interests you. Life is sad and the only thing to cheer you up is 'Horton Hears A Who' just kidding......this has nothing to do with Horton........LOL
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2000
A Closed Box reviews
Um....I decided since I don't have the patience to finish a story that I'd post some of the poetry that's been collecting in my little book. I'd appreciate it if you'd R/R! Sorry if it's a little depressing
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2000