Crash Ichimonji
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Joined 01-05-02, id: 149679
Author has written 20 stories for Manga, Essay, and Fantasy.
In a world of crap-fics, I am here to review.
In a world without some stories, I am here to write.
In a... Ok, you get the point.
Anyhow, Crash Ichimonji (your typical mad scientist and otaku) is my name. Discussing fics, anime, and other loads of junk is my game. My two great dreams are to read/write wonderful fiction and to find the elusive Saharan Octopus. 'Nough said.
Double Edge by Wilds Duez reviews
The legendary swordsman Musashi is... a cook? How did such an amazing warrior move to such job! And what are the plans the Kenpachi clan have in store for Musashi, Hikari, and Ota?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
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Pink Gender Origins reviews
We know the story of Miko, but what of the other characters? Fics by my co-author Victoria, who's given me permission to post with my penname.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2006
Pink Gender reviews
All my life, I've been called a wuss and a girl, to the point that even now I think I would be better off as one...Now I think I got my wish...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,810 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/7/2005
Animal Magnetism reviews
Boy meets girl. Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Boy and girl do 'it'. Boy meets other girl. Other girl likes boy too. Girl and other girl hate each other's guts. Boy is afraid for his life.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Finding an Answer in Space
I never once sought the meaning of life...It found me.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009
Full Metal Gearbox reviews
I never thought I'd end up shoplifting...Now I'm being blackmailed into joining some sort of 'airsoft' team, whatever the heck THAT is, so I won't get reported...But...I can't tell which is WORSE!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008
Darwin's Backflips reviews
They say high school is like a zoo...But this is just freakin' ridiculous!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Ichimonji's House of Pilot Chapters! reviews
The contest is OVER. Repeat, the contest is OVER. Fic 1 won, so look for Animal Magnetism in the Manga section soon. Do NOT submit any more reviews.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Type 99 Arisaka reviews
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Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part reviews
Their futures had been planned before they were born, but will their fate together perservere? From the creative minds that brought you 'Pink Gender' comes a story of a prearranged marriage of DOOM! Doom I say!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007
Canto De Tres Orbis reviews
Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast Brought Death into the World, and all our woe, With loss of Eden, till one greater Man Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007
The Girl that Guys Fear reviews
Keiko's so sweet and cute...But she harbors a dark secret. Please tell me the rumors aren't true! Oneshot
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Gibson Lab Files reviews
Individual stories of our best anthroclone line of products. Whatever your fetish is, whatever you desire in your pet, we guarrantee that we can give it to you in the highest quality. WARNING: sex.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006
Sexy cafe reviews
In a special shop where desires are granted, anything can happen depending on your tastes. WARNING: hentaistuff of several varieties.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained reviews
A short story based on a dream I had. Upskirts, blushes, and a sword fight all in one cute little tale.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Werewolf reviews
A tribute to the children of King Lycaon. Sung to the tune and beat of Rammstein's 'Sonne'.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Stop the Wind
He told me, 'Listen to the song...The song of the ravens and wolves. It is the most beautiful song you will ever hear.'
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,639 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/11/2004
Cat Face reviews
A tomboy with a hot-head. Her military-fetish cousin with a low IQ. A girl with the voice of a Siren. A goth-girl with boobs too big for her age. And the magical Noh mask that is the cause of so much trouble.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
The Werewolf and Vampire Survival Guide reviews
What do you do when werewolves and vampire begin attacking? Why, rely on this essay for advice, of course!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006
Lab Partners: the Uncut Chapters
The more mature chapters of Lab-Partners uncut and un-edited for lemony goodness
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005
Lab Partners reviews
(Still working on chapter 11...gomen nasai) What happens when two people who hate each other are paired up for doing Science projects together?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003