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Joined 01-13-02, id: 153883
Author has written 15 stories for General, and General.
My name is Kyle and i'm 19.
I live in Battle Creek, MI and i hate this town.
I lived in Phoenix, AZ for a while and i loved it there, so if you want to travel, go to Phoenix.
I'm generally a poetry writer, and i occasionally host a local poetry reading in my hometown. I occasionally write some prose too, but whatever you read and review, i'll return the favor.
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Hindsight
Just another random thought turned into poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 11/19/2002
Finite Circular Reasoning
This is a piece i read at a poetry slam recently and it helped me win. Its about trying to get to sleep with too much on your mind
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Published: 11/19/2002
Satires on Suicidal Tendancies I, II, III reviews
These are the revised and still controversial suicide mocking poems. If you haven't read them you ought to so you what everyoneelse is upset about.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002
Only A Man reviews
Every guy will love this, an almost every girl will hate this. All i can say in my defense of this poem, is that this is one of the only woman-bashing poems out there compared to thie millions of men bashers...so take this lightly.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002
Fingers and Toes reviews
Counting the things in life on fingersand toes
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2002
Our Strings reviews
How to pluck a girl's strings...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2002
Forget Me Not...
A re-written version of the original, and unfortunately true story about a lady ripping out my heart...great for the kids. I thought I'd revise it a bit since i hadn't looked at it in a half year. I really like this story, and i hope you will too. R&R pl
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 3/7/2002
Under a rock reviews
I love my Lori...she is the most important friend i have made in a long time. I wrote this for when i said goodbye to her, and to explain to her that i had finally found contentment, and that it wasn't under a rock.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2002
The reason for an awkward moment reviews
I started my classes of my second college semester, and the girl that broke up with me, just after i flew her across the country to visit me, was sitting next to me in my first class. So i wrote this poem immediately afterward.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2002
Scotch tape boy reviews
Girls suck! I was having a relationship conversation with a girl i met in Arizona and she told me that all the women in my life had treated me like a Scotch Tape Boy. Great Poetry Fodder.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2002
A cliche cupcake with classic frosting reviews
If you enjoy Robert Frost's poem, "the road less traveled" then you might appreciate this. This is a revisitation of the theme in Frost's poem, with good rythm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/24/2002
The Smoker's Lament reviews
IF YOU ARE A SMOKER YOU MUST READ THIS POEM!!! I wrote this because all of my friends are being dumb about my new habit. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2002
A satire on suicidal tendencies III reviews
The final chapter in a unsuccessful suicidal boy...the end is a surprise
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/24/2002
A satire on suicidal tendencies II reviews
The second installment of my meal associated failing suicide attempts. DISCLAIMER: I love my life, and i'm not suicidal.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/24/2002
A satire on suicidal tendencies I reviews
I think we are all too accepting of poetry that promotes suicide as a possible as sometimes reasonable solution. This se t of three poems will hopefully enlighten the reader and make them realize that suicide is not only dumb, but funny. DISCLAIMER: I ha
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/24/2002