BeautifulWickedness
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Joined 01-17-02, id: 155747
Author has written 37 stories for Religion, General, Humor, Humor, Haiku, and General.

...And so I said "well, what about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'?" ...Oh! Time to start the bio, excuse me a minute...

Hello! Well, is up, cool. Thus, I shall start anew! New bio, I'll delete some old poems, upload some new ones, etc.
Well, here's some completely irrevalent stuff about me.
My name is Elizabeth, but everyone calls me Libby.
I am 15.
I live in Kingwood, Texas.
I am vegetarian. Hear me roar. Go here, http:///tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=free_me , to find out why, and/or e-mail me with questions/comments about vegetarianism.

I haven't updated to this site in a long, long time. And I've changed a hell of a lot since I was here last. These poems and musings, for the most part they're silly and care-free and the ones that aren't are rather naive. I'm afraid that little girl has been corrupted, and I wish I could get her back...

One day I'll get my own poetry anthology publish. You can look for my name at the top of the bestseller's list. *smirks, self-righteously* Not today, though.

Anyway...
Some quotes for the amusement of you, the reader!

"The animals of the earth exist no more for our purposes then women do for men, or blacks do for whites."
~Alice Walker.

"I'm looking for the Tower of Learning. I'm looking for the copious prize. I saw it in your eyes, what i'm looking for."
~Rufus Wainwright.

"This episode of The Reduced Shakespeare Company Radio Show is dedicated to formerPresident Bill Clinton, where as Hamlet covered the throne of Denmark in blood, Clinton filled the White House with Gore."
~Austin Tichenor, of the Reduced Shakespeare Company.

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian."

"He who laughs last is he who cries first."
~Ben Harper, "Roses From My Friends." A real tear-jerker of a song, even if you don't understand or relate to all the lyrics, but just because of it's tone.

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
~Ghandi.

"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by man."
~Jack Handey.

"See, then, that bronze equestrian statue. The cruel rider has kept the bit in his horse's mouth for two centuries. Unbridle him for a minute, if you please, and wash his mouth with water."
~Thomas De Quincey.

That's why I call myself a witch now... As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the full benefit of it? It liberates you from convention."
~Wicked.

And finally, in these final lines of my bio, here they are in all their finality, some final thoughts from me...

If we aren't supposed to eat humans, then why are they made of meat?

0.3 of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose. Just thought you all ought to know that.

Anyway, this bio is getting to long.

Au revoir, tout le monde.

~Libby.

"I'm melting, I'm melting!! Oh, my beautiful wickedness!"

~The Wizard of Oz.

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Dark Envy by Tara Cools reviews
READ MEMO CHAPTER 23 Natalee Evans has it all. Looks. Brains. Popularity.She also has a jealous twin sister named Monica. A twin sister who will do anything to become Natalee. First she wants Natalee's boyfriend, then her friends and finally...her life.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,533 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/2/2002
Things I've Learned From Practicing Wicca by Semjaza reviews
Yes, I know, it's about WitchCraft, not Wicca, but the title is staying. Basically my failures in WitchCraft, the notes of a fumbling pagan; you might even call it an advice column:) Maybe I'll add a 2nd chapter to explain some stuff... Please R+R.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003
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The Best Poetry reviews
The best poetry is found in the strangest places and only emerges when it thinks no one's looking.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2003
Poetry House reviews
"Ave, ave, welcome home."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003
Channel Surfing reviews
"Today on 'Iron Chef' we'll be making-" (click) "Bat guano!"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2003
The Subject of Shakespeare's Eighteenth Love Sonne reviews
Just how much do we know about this long-dead mystery woman? Kind of serious, but kind of funny. Just read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2003
Antiques
Life, death, and everything inbetween inside a resale shop. (Not as weird as it sounds.) Read and reveiw, please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 2/18/2003
Love Bytes reviews
Ah, the pain of nerds in love! Happy Fictionpress.net launch day!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2003
Traveling
A poem about day-dreaming of traveling the world. R/R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 1/27/2003
Christmas Spam
I have recieved spam on Christmas Day / "Humbug" embodied in my e-mail's inbox.....r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 12/25/2002
Avenue reviews
What happened today on some anonymous avenue in some anonymous city. Short and fre verse. Please read and reveiw!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002
Suburbia reviews
Sometimes, life in the suburbs isn't as perfect as the realtors make it seem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/8/2002
Today Is My Birthday reviews
Well. not really. It was my birthday in September, but I'm just now uploading this. Please read it. It shall make you giggle.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/15/2002
Everything On Sale Is Ugly reviews
Like bright orange tank tops with purple stripe. Things like solid gold Nuaru jackets for the price of baby wipes. r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/11/2002
The Drinking Contest reviews
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*hiccup*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/2/2002
Pity, Pity reviews
Really short. It's the opinion on pity of a person who gets to much of it. r/r.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/30/2002
Untitled Christian Poem 1 reviews
Couldn't think of a title. Please read and reveiw this. I'd appreciate that so much.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2002
Shy reviews
This about being shy, if you hadn't already guessed. Read and reveiw, please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/18/2002
Haiku For You reviews
Just a haiku for somebody really special! This can either be charming and sweet, or freaky and weird, depending on how you enterprit it. Please r/r.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2002
Suicide reviews
No, I am not planning on killing myself. This is a short poem about suicide, from the POV of someone who was brought to it by being continuously tormented.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/17/2002
I Almost Fell Asleep At The Pep Rally reviews
I did. It was so boring! Very pessimistic and anti-school spirit. Now you know you want to read it! Please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/28/2002
Same Old, Same Old reviews
Nothing interesting ever happens at school... You'll enjoy this if your sense of humor has a freaky streak, like mine does. R/R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/8/2002
I Don't Know, But It Sure Is Good reviews
A new ice cream is born.... It's very short, so PLEASE read it!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/7/2002
Santa Claus Ran Over My Dog reviews
'Tis the seaon to be jolly! Yes, September! Yeah, I know. Christmas poem. Just a wee bit off season. But oh well. Show some yule tide spirit. r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2002
Happy Birtday, Ogden Nash! reviews
See title. Please reveiw! Ogden would've wanted it that way.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/19/2002
The Loss of a Keyboard reviews
An emotional, heart-wrenching tale of loss and greif. it's about the time my keyboard broke. It's short, so just read it...please!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/18/2002
The Ramblings of a Bored Idiot With Nothing reviews
Full title- The Ramblings of a bored idiot with nothing better to do. If you're open-minded, it's quite funny. If you're normal, it's just weird. It's just me being insane. r/r now!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002
The Slaughter reviews
This is about why I'm a vegetarian. It only covers the emotional side of why people, me namely, choose vegetarianism and veganism. It leaves out the political and environmental and health reasons. Please read and review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8/11/2002
Pistachios reviews
See title. I heard this rumor that every time somebody reads and reviews a story or poem by Athalia, an angel gets it's wings! ^_^
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/7/2002
Detention! reviews
The only thing that makes this very short play funny is how miserably stupid it is. I wrote it to give my friends and I something to do over the summer. R/R or this computer wil self destruct in 5,4,3,2...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/6/2002
Ode To Spatulas reviews
Ah, the beauty of the spatula! Doesn't it deserve to have a poem written about it? And doesn't the author of that poem deserve to get reviews? ^_^
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2002
The Cow Haiku reviews
A haiku about one of my favorite animals. I know you're a charitable soul, deep down. Read and reveiw.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2/26/2002
Spring reviews
It is true. I am the mistress of original titles and haiku ideas. REVIEW!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/24/2002
Music reviews
If you have not guessed already, this is a Haiku about music. Help the needy. R/R
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/21/2002
A Haiku For My Older Brother reviews
A haiku for my *dearest* older brother. My second haiku. R/R right now!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/18/2002
The Bird reviews
My first haiku. Written in a fit of unbearable boredom during math. R/R now!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/18/2002
Spam reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid. About spam, not the food, the internet advertisements. It's free verse. Quite, um... silly. Review! NOW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2002
Harmony reviews
My first funny poem. It's about a grumpy, middle aged man who discovers Feng Shui! Please r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002
He's Still Alive reviews
A religous poem. My first whack at poetry and first story on ff.net. PLEASE r/r!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/2/2002