The Right Hand
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Joined 01-22-02, id: 158468
Author has written 13 stories for General, Humor, Fantasy, Life, Love, Supernatural, and Friendship.
Okay, first of all I'd like to thank all of my friends. You guys have been of so much inspiration to me, without you I would have absolutely nothing to write. ^-^ That said, I think I should probably tell you reader-geeks out there about myself. (Stalkers!!! Stalkers, all of ye'!) So, here we go! ^-^

Name: Tiana

Nicknames: Toni, Naomi, Naya, and Housewife(HISSSSS!!! HISS AND DOUBLE HISSSSS!!! .o If anyone calls me this, they shall be seriously flamed to a crisp. T_T)

Age: 14, but I'll be 15 in about three months! ^-^ YAY! 15 years ollldd!!! :-D

Influences: Edgar Allan Poe, Richard Brautigan, and Tamora Pierce. ^-^ I LOVE these authors! They rock the mineral museum!

Beliefs: Women's equal rights, religious freedom, death to stereotypes, against racism, and totally for the right for homo/bisexuals to be able to come out of the closet. ^-^ I swear, one day, I'll make gay/lesbian marriages legal in every state!

Interests: Writing, ranting, reading, sarcasm, any 80's stuff, drawing manga, going to the Brew n' View, Komodo Dragons(*evil grin at Ioshi*), playing The Sims, chatting, meeting new people, going to the mall and just hanging out, letters, absolutely everything Asian, Arabic music, heavy metal, goth metal, spastic rock, and the colors neon green, black, purple, blue, and pink.

Favorite Bands: Sugarcult, Prozak, Incubus, Staind, The Eagles, anything from the 80's

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge, Primal Fear, Keeping the Faith, Romeo Must Die, Angel Sanctuary

Favorite Subject: Science Rules! ^-^

Favorite Actors: Billy Boyd, Johnny Depp, Edward Norton, Richard Gere, and Morgan Freeman

Favorite Actresses: Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore


"I know you're going to be devastated, but you were never meant to run with the rabid kiwis."
~Caitlyn G.

"...You piss through a LOG?"
~Caitlin B.

"A month without you is like an eternity without my dick."

"Sweet goodness of gumdrops! I believe Pocahontas has fallen down a geiser!"

"Why the hell would you want to talk to me? ...Wait... whatever you think it is that I did, I didn't do it."

"Are you gay? Because that'd make you so much, much more interesting."

"At first I was some wood... then I was petrified!"
~Song spoof to the tune of "I Will Survive" ^-^

An Angel On Earth by ThunderFist reviews
The day I wrote this poem, a friend's boyfriend had met my princess, who is now in Scotland. After looking at her new pics, I was overtaken by her illustrious beauty - and it led to this poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2001
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Ophelia's World
Another one of my rhythmically challenged poems. - Inspired by Ophelia's death in Hamlet. R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 1/3/2004
Dedicated to Anonymous reviews
Suicide leaves little means for resolution... R&R
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2003
Purple Rose reviews
Please, beautiful purple rose... take care of my prince. R&R! ^-^
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2003
Tears of Flame reviews
Just another one of my poems. ^-^ This one actually rhymes too! *grins* R&R of course...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2003
I Used to Believe in Fairytales reviews
About a girl who is sucked into her own modern day fairytale. But will it end happily ever after? R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2003
Ruining Everything reviews
Another angsty love poem...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2003
What is This? reviews
One of my love confusion days. :-D
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2003
My Depression Poem
Eh, normal teen angst. :-P But if you're into that kind of stuff, please R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Published: 9/28/2003
Moriyella reviews
This is a poem about a girl I keep dreaming about... o_o She's not exactly human though. ^-^;; R&R!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003
Insanity Date Series reviews
When you throw in having too much coffee, eating two packs of sour straws, being bored out of your mind, and not being able to choose between a million guys, this is what you get. R&R if you like it, and if I get enough of them, I'll add some more!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 5/5/2002
Groggy Day reviews
I was feeling really groggy this morning, so I wrote this! R&R please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002
The Lament of Death reviews
oO; Never written anything like this before, so plz R&R. ^-^
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 6/13/2002
Ode to Bus Drivers! reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2002