Clam Chowder1
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Joined 01-24-02, id: 159520
Clam Chowder is a sixteen year old schoolgirl living in Australia. She enjoys sleeping, deliberately mispronouncing people's names and talking about herself in the third person.

She is the proud Author of one (count 'em) story in which she severely pisses off everybody in the Harry Potter fandom. She has many more ideas for stories, none of which make any sense and will probably never be finished (or started). She enjoys browsing the Harry Potter, Blackadder and Lord of the Rings fandoms and is an extremely slack reviewer.

SEVEN COMPLETELY FACTUAL THINGS I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT CLAM CHOWDER

1) Can defy gravity
2) Once had a #1 hit record, but lost it when she moved house
3) Is made almost entirely out of styrofoam and gaffa tape
4) Has a part-time job as a grave robber
5) Owns a small country in the Middle East
6) Her middle name is 'Jesus'
7) She is a self-confessed liar

A Note to People Who Actually Read My Story

Smut chapter going up! Let us all rejoice and sing and eat burritos! But it's up as a separate story, to avoid having to put the original series up to an 'R' rating.