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Joined 01-25-02, id: 159807

I'm a student trying to complete my Bachelor of Science at one of the many universities in Australia. I have now realised the folly of choosing to major in Human Anatomy seeing as afterthree years, formalin (the REAL preservative) has successfully destroyed all the sensory nerves in my nasal cavity.

Lab coats are a bitch to clean.

I love coffee, because it's the only thing that keeps me awake and I love chilli because its the only thing that kicks me out of a hangover. Try it, I double dare you!

I'd upload a story, but I've realised that Idon't have the attention span nor the dedication to finish them (and also because they *suX0rs*).

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A Revolution Kind (previously titled Pretty Shade of Grey) by Alyn Drasil reviews
Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash. Currently partially down for editing and/or publishing preparation.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 9/29/2004
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Of Coffee and People by svonnah-la-fay reviews
3 ex-college students (the feminist, the optimist, the pessimist) with an emotionally needy and pregnant new friend (the prep) move to NY to open a coffee shop, help their friend through her pregnancy and raise her child themselves. Pricelessly hilarious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/17/2005
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Spider's Web by Mistress of Matches reviews
Sydney, a girl with a history of family problems and an attitude to match, finds herself as the object of a dangerous boy’s obsession when she is held hostage in a virtual reality game. [ Chapter 18 up! ] R/R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,399 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003
The Captain's Prayer by Holliday1081 reviews
When a proper English lady comes face to face with a pirate, will she find that there's more to the man than meets the eye?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,568 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
Just Another Girl by CheDe reviews
*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Complete
The Secret Society by LegoMyEggo reviews
Mara is part of a Secret Society. Her role is to marry the man chosen for her, and to bear children. She does not expect to love her husband. She expects everything to go on just as it has in the past.....but dark times are ahead for this Society.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002