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Joined 08-13-00, id: 16013
Author has written 2 stories for General.
Also known as "The Good-Natured Lunatic" (a self-proclaimed title, but it works). If thou likest my stories, I shalt be gleeful. If thou dost not likest my stories, thou shalt whacketh me with a rather large mallet. Either way, I hope I can get a laugh out of you. If so, then my purpose is fulfilled.
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The Great Dinner Debate reviews
Come on, we've all done this before. "What's for dinner?" someone asked. I don't know!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9/4/2000
Sonnet to a Sandwich reviews
My rather satirical response to my Creative Writing teacher's statement that "All sonnets have to do with love or strong emotions."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9/4/2000