T.J. Strauss
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Joined 01-27-02, id: 161134, Profile Updated: 04-25-08
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Humor, and Fantasy.

Me: My name's Lauren, I'm 20, and I'm a junior at Michigan State University. I love to read and write fantasy and sci-fi, and lately I've been writing some futuristic, social commentary-type things as well. I have no life, I'm quiet, shy, and weird in public/with new people, but I'm insane with my friends.

Aliases: Lauren, T.J. Strauss (obviously), Dude the Grand, High, Almighty and Greatly Exalted Philocicist, Lauren Queen of Wipeouts, Kya, Leckura, and Eillas (DnD!!), Luren, Super Lauren, the Highly Worshipful and Mucho-Grande Important Tator Monarchess of Opia, and Wawen.

Stuff I Like: I'm obsessed with Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, anything fantasy, and writing (though I have not been writing as much this year, too damn busy all the time!!) I also like fencing, music, reading, and WRITING.

Favorite authors: J.R.R. Tolkien (If you don't like Tolkien, you should be shot!), Orson Scott Card, Neal Shusterman, Lemony Snicket, Douglas Adams, J.K. Rowling, Kevin J. Anderson

My Stories: Emergence, The Witch and the Bladesman, and Untouched Heart have (obviously) all been removed. This is for personal reasons since I haven't been writing much anymore, and because I just don't feel safe enough posting my work online anymore. Hopefully you'll enjoy the fun things I left up!

In closing: Live like each moment will last forever, anything is possible, save the whales, I know where you live, and may the Force be with you.



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Omega Game by Talos reviews
World War 3 has wiped out human civilization. Earth is rebuilt in gladiatoral Arenas, and man expands past our solar system. This is the story of some who thrive in this universe. Chapters 28 and 29 up. Thanks to all reviwers. Nice to have followers.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,155 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 6/2/2003
the Sidhe by Ageless reviews
Your typical fantasy with a Princess, Unicorn, and White Knight; only, the Princess has issues, the Knight is insane, and the Unicorn is actually a Sadistic Dragon...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,761 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002
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Dinner By Moonlight reviews
The wanderer Colva lives life on the road and can't stay anywhere for too long, but meeting a hungry traveler on a moonlit night changes everything. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/11/2004
My Weight In Gold reviews
A cocky young thief breaks into a mansion on a winter night to steal a jewel on the heist of his life, but finds more than he bargained for... More interesting than I make it sound, I just can't say too much without giving away the end! R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004
The Departure reviews
Eva has wanted to see a unicorn her whole life, but on the day she finally does it runs away. On her way back to camp she meets a mysterious man who says he will take her to the unicorns. Sounds dorky, but give it a chance!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004
The Holey Tourist Guide of Hallillamallooism reviews
Umm... This is just a philosophy that me and my friends came up with. This is the holy book that followers should live their lives by. (Not sacreligious) More new wisdom up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 5/2/2002
The LFAP! reviews
When Transgressionville is in trouble, the League of Formerly Average People can save it! Thus far featuring the origins of Super Lauren, Lex Man, and Taylor Extraordinair (hand motion) Includes Mongolians, falling rocks, and cabbage custard!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
My Conversation With A Psychiatrist reviews
Ummm... This is just something I came up with when I got bored. It's a completely hypothetical conversation between myself and a psychiatrist. You probably have something better to do than read this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002
Searching reviews
This is kind of like an extension of my fic The Witch and the Bladesman and is about how Druven and Fawkes (two lifemates) first found each other. Please be nice and R/R, it's the first poem I've written optionally!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002