Sick Little Fiend
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Joined 01-27-02, id: 161161
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

All hail Pete Abrams. May he become a vampire and thus be blessed with eternal life so that his comic shall continue updating every day until either the world ends or he is tragically staked by a vampire-slaying ninny. DAMN those vampire-slaying ninnies! *Shakes fist*

The Sick Little Fiend lives in Northern California, a place that gets too hot (no one TRULY considers it summer there until it has hit 100 degrees) and gets made fun of by other states because it has crappy governors. *Sniff sniff*

The S.L.F. has no head for politics, math, science, or pretty much any other thing that requires actual thought. This makes school something of a problem for her. If, by some miracle, she makes it through the obscene amounts of schooling necessary to have a life on this piece of crap called Earth, she plans to move out of California, do something or another for income, and possibly get a Gambian Giant Rat, because they are just too funny.

She loves O'Connell from Zoids and Gaddes from Escaflowne. She is not exactly sure why.

She's one of the select few people who actually laugh when they gets laughing gas (which, by the way, she has a slight addiction to). She also has the attention span of a moth and tends to zone out during conversations and go to her own little world. And she likes her world, yes she does. It has llamas.

She likes llamas.

Well, not really. Llamas tend to be nasty. But llama is SUCH a cool word.

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6/28/06

I think this account is dead. I wasimmature enough when I got this account that I don't especially want to be associated with it anymore. I'll probably get a new one, but it's a great secret. Shh.

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Ultimate Whimsy XXIX by Bezo and Yezo reviews
Waking up in a swirly purple space vortex is not a good way for anyone to start their day. But it turns out that for Bezo and Yezo, it was just the beginning of their problems.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2004
The Healer's Handmaiden by Lady Dante reviews
"Wilder spent most of his life learning to suppress his empathic abilities, but in one moment of weakness he drew the girl’s fear & pain into himself..." A chance encounter, two people with extraordinary gifts, a power struggle & a prophesy...interested
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,227 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 5/22/2001
Anti-Recruitment Song Of The McDonalds Corporation by Bezo The Blue Priest reviews
This is a little ditty which I wrote to try and convince all those teeny-agers out there that perhaps there are better things out there in the job market than fast food. (Autobiographical)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2002
Larry's Woeful Tale reviews
The tragic story of Larry and his butt.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/15/2004
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