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Joined 01-30-02, id: 162456
Author has written 3 stories for General, Historical, and Humor.
zig heilo, i am ze nuckpang, i am ze walrus, goo goo go joob. i have been told zhat i'm a very funny person, i have told zhem, er...wha?. i am of ze opinion zhat i am very weird, but i'm happy vit ze way i am.
i'm 17, male, i live in ireland, i love monty phyton, music, star wars , monty python. right now i'm rewriting "a new hope", but if i'm a bit slow, sorry, 2 much skool vork. i'm tall, dark n...tall. i speak in a rediculas accent because...actually, i don't know vhy, but i do. if u like my writeing tell me... coz i really need ze emotional support *sniff* (n i like 2 hear how great i am). any vay, zig bye now.
OH YES, i have another story co-written with kid pheonix, it's listed under his profile, and it's also in my fav fics, read it...any reviews would also be much appriciated. UND, if anyvon vants to chat i'm on MSN and yahoo messanger under ze name of (you guesed it) nuckpang. get in touch.
KP&Nuckpang's excellent adventure by Kid Phoenix reviews
A collaboration by me and Nuckpang. We go on vacation with humorous results! R&R PLEASE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 5/29/2002
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Once Upon a Shoeshop reviews
A short pythonesque dialog taking place in a shoeshop...yes, it IS just as exciting as it sounds! Honest.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2004
Invading Iraq The Prequel reviews
We now bring you the inside story of the invasion of Iraq (the upcoming one), and how Mr. Bush plans to conquer the evil that is Saddam Hussain...but first he has to stop sucking his thumb!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2003
aaaaaaaa ppppppppppooooooooooeeeeeeeemmmmmmm reviews
No, I'm not telling you what it's about, read it and find out...pllllllleeeeeeassssssseeeeee reveiw aswell
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2002