Mel-Dog Moody
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Joined 01-31-02, id: 163198, Profile Updated: 02-08-09
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Horror, Sci-Fi, General, Romance, and Love.

“A writer writes always.”

It’s a favourite quote of mine from the movie Throw Mama off the Train starring Billy Crystal and Danny DeVito. It’s become my motto as a writer. I think I should stick to it and finish the half-barely finished stories.

I have this sneaky habit of having a story idea, starting to write about it but then putting it aside because for starters.

a) I get bored with it

b) I get stumped. I am unsure of how the story progresses next. I guess this is a classic case of writers block.

c) I write fragments of the stories as they come to me and I have no idea of how to piece them all together. One time I wrote the ending first, but I couldn’t figure out where the beginning starts or if a story even has a beginning, but merely a starting point.

d) I start to hate it because it just gets on my nerves causing me to get frustrated with the piece I am working on.

e) I forget about it.

f) I focus too much on the characters to the point that I am not sure how to do them justice. It’s hard to explain.

I’ve only really finished one story, but it still feels like I am not done it at the same time. I always wonder is a story ever finished? Oh wells I hope you enjoy my writing and reviews are always nice.

I'm a journalist in waiting and story teller at heart.

Mel-Dog :)

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In the Red Zone by Wanda Walker reviews
200 years into Earth's future, social castes-Gold, Silver, Yellow, Blue and Red-- are created to keep the peace. But when wealthy Draiden finds that the government wants him dead, he must run to the only place he can hide-- The Red Zone.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,747 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
The Women by WorldInvent reviews
I am Kristin Doire. My crew is dead. I am stranded in a time in the far off future where men dominate society and women... women are property. I am afraid, terrified, but I will not forget who I am or what I am. I am one of the women.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008
I Am Writer: Hear Me Think! by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
It's writing about writing, the Iced Tea Junkie way. Basically, I just rambled onto my keyboard for a while, and this is what came out. Please read, review, and share with other writers!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Realtor by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
How does one go about selling a haunted house? It was a tricky business, to be sure. But number 66 on 6th Street, though modern and unassuming in its three bedrooms and two and a half baths, was undeniably and invariably haunted. Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007
Darkness and The Man by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Chet is one fourth vampire, one fourth werewolf, and fifty percent human, with the weaknesses of all three species but the strengths of none. The Man is a ruthless female bounty hunter who goes only by...The Man. They have an adventure. Please R & R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
Mine Robot by Dachande663-ff reviews
When a robot is found calmly sitting next to the mutilated corpse of a human miner, prejudice immediately takes hold. Can one woman prove that the robot is innocent. Or is it all an exercise in hate and futility? short story, COMPLETE
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Malice by Snow Gryphon reviews
Sloane and her best gay friend Ricky are on their last year of enforced schooling. But between a bitch, a psychotic complex between them, a hippy teacher, a sevenyearold AntiChrist, musical numbers and raging insanity, can they survive it? R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
The Load of Crap That is Scientology by Angelic Winter reviews
My essay on the evils of Scientology. Not meant to offend, just to open your eyes. Beware of extreme satire, sarcasm and the bs that is Scientology. Have fun!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
She Sits by princessjo1988 reviews
A story of a child...WARNING Is slightly graphic
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007
The Adventures of Captain Plot Device by samwise606 reviews
The assignment: a satire or parody piece of some sort. My choice: A super hero who happens to encounter several improbably convenient plot devices. Filled with several deliberate cliches and a lot of laughs!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Run Away From Pigs That Fly by Just-A-Little-Bit-Lost reviews
I could tell you my name, but I'd have to kill you. Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuh! P.S. I like pizza and balloons. [rated for mild language]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
A Puff of Logic by DespicableDevil reviews
Camereon is a normal young man working in a scientific research lab until a test run of his boss', The Professor, new invention goes horribly wrong. Inspired by various Monty Python skits, Douglas Adams novels, and various other things. Reviews are shiny!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Ice Cream by Marian Wilde reviews
Yes, only your mother. Maria squeezed her eyes shut, the petulant teenage side of her brain was talking to her again. This is only the woman who told you at the age of five to start working off the baby fat, only the woman who made you run two miles for e
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
How to Survive a Disaster Movie by Menolly reviews
A survival guide for disaster movies. COMPLETE! I just finished a major revision with new chapters, and new content! Covers how to survive a movie earthquake, flood, supervirus and more, even the real thing!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
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Bamboozle Christmas Special reviews
Imagine if children found out about Santa this way! A parody of the night before Christmas and a commentary on commercialism all in one. Philis and Ashleigh from Song of the Superheroes show us what Christmas is like in Bamboozle.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010
Fizzy Lemonade reviews
Mrs. Lachlan's Mum decides to run for Prime Spinster of Fergaria-Finbarton and in turn victim of many assasination attempts. Sequel to Song of the Superheroes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 3/7/2007
Walter reviews
A catastrophic event leaves Walter Fynn as one of the last men on Earth and now he must make sense of new world, conspire with aliens to make a reality TV show that will save whats left of humanity and avoid assasination attempts by the alien culprits.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009
Song of the Superheroes reviews
REWRITTEN! Reporter Sarah Evans and her friend Finbarpurpleton, a big brown dog go under cover at a secret superhero agency in which they find villians masqureading as heroes, the most beautiful boy in the entire world and a beanstalk impalement.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 134,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Does he hear me call? reviews
A poem about longing for a secret crush and the fear of rejection.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
An Imaginary Love
Carly is in love with the most beautiful boy in the entire world. Her friends attempt to help her find tell him by hosting a dinner party. There is just one problem her friends are imaginary and the boy of her dreams thinks she is nuts! Rewriten!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Journey To The Fifth Continent reviews
Commander Tom Branningan is sent on a exploration mission to a new planet. Can he and his friends Commander Napoleon Zelaway and his silent super intelligent cat Sebastian survive the peril in this matriarchal world?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
Songs of the Superboy
Kia's brother goes missing of the balconey one day while flying like a super hero. She with the help of a angry rottweiler Wild Will try to find him before her mom arrives home from work. Randomness is guaranteed.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Turtles and Fish
Mike adminsters funerals for fish is because he felt fish get no respect. It’s not their fault that they are under appreciated. It’s not their fault they are boring and all they do is swim. That’s just what fish do, they swim.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
A Multimedia of Problems AESM Vol 2
Yet again another series about the A.E.S.M. New characters are introduced and complete and utter nonsense is a major player.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,439 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Some One To Pick On reviews
This is a short story about a rottweiler a dandelion. It came to me randomly and unexpectedly. Beware of angry bees! R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Whats The Meaning of This Madness? AESM Vol 1
It all stated in an Italian French Russian House...This story follows the adventures of the A.E.S.M The Alien Ethnic Society & Melissa vs. problem solvers Wild Will, John and Adventure Joe
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,372 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Cave Canem reviews
The title is latin it means beware of dog. A crazy talking dog named Wild Will holds a group of high school students hostage. Numerous characters appear. Oranges are thrown and Wild Will eats homework insanity is guaranteed.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Complete
The Day the Asteriod Hit reviews
A big giant asteriod is near. A brave little green fuzzy alien comes to warn earth. but will anyone listen before it is to late?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Complete
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