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Joined 02-05-02, id: 165918
Author has written 33 stories for General, Haiku, Love, War, and Life.
Vagabond Grandmother here!1!!1!!!

Well, *giggle, my real name is Eunice Bundrome. But I'm not really all for posting personal information on the Innernet for everyone to see, y'know? I'ma just tell ya'll a few of my intrests so you can get to know me a little better.

I'm a former roving reporter/4th editor-in-chief for smalltown Minnesotean newspapers who now enjoys many interests and keeping up with my twelve grown children and eighty-six grandchildren.

A native Babylonian, I recently moved to North Dakota to be near my oldest Siamese twin and her family that includes my forty-eight toddler-age grandsons. I spend a lot of time playing with my grandchildren's toys so one of my favorite categories for writing is the family one, especially the catnip category. I also enjoy reviewing audio books. I'm an avid reader and often supplement my reading with listening to audio books during all those times when sitting down with a good book isn't possible (like cooking breakfast, lunch, dinner, and in-between commericals snacks for my husband Butch and making his house pretty). I work as a writing mentor for Native American nursing students at a community college and occasionally teach beginner scrapbooking classes as a way to share my favorite hobby.

Another hobby is my prized possession, my blind poodle. She's a real doll. I'm never alone with her there, and the milky white film over both of her eyes isn't really that unsettling if you've been around her for long enough. I'll admit the two missing front legs are a little startling at first, but we've attached two ice cream cones to her stubs, so it's much easier for her to walk. It makes me so happy to see her stumbling around, pretending she's drunk. She's really a very loyal friend, even though she can't see me - and the amazing thing is, she seems happy to be blind.

cAll mE!`1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

(other fictionpress names: StuckOnYou & OneMileAway)
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i am colorblind
coffee black & egg white
pull me out from inside
i am ready
i am ready
i am ready
i am.

taffy stuck and tongue-tied
stuttered shook and uptight
pull me out from inside
i am ready
i am ready
i am ready
i am... fine.

i am covered in skin
no one gets to come in
pull me out from inside
i am folded, and unfolded, and unfolding,
i am...
colorblind.

coffee black & egg white
pull me out from inside
i am ready
i am ready
i am ready
i am... fine.

i am fine.

-Counting Crows, "Colorblind"

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504 Indistinct Junction reviews
Sometimes I think bumper stickers are pointless. They're just going to get ruined.. Why bother?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003
Moldova reviews
Pestering people, I've learned, is really not the best way of getting what you want. (Bribery is key.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
Your Royal Blue reviews
There's something blue that's leaving town..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/5/2003
She Runs reviews
tells the (very) short story of someone who's been ruined. it's short, i swear. read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/3/2003
With Lemonade In Her Hand reviews
A short story written in poem form about a girl with enough lemonade for everyone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/3/2003
Plants
It is so not good to come home and find this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 7/2/2003
w3rd
Ah, sleepless nights.. the product of my sleeping during the day, I'm sure.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Published: 7/2/2003
The Space You Leave
I love your absence more than you do. Believe me, I do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Published: 7/2/2003
Stranger Than Who reviews
"I think you're telling this story to a complete stranger." ..Ya, thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2003
Giant
You know when you yell at people and they pretend not to listen? Ya, I hate that too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 7/2/2003
Cloaked
Letting people in. I guess.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Published: 7/2/2003
Classified
It's so annoying when people judge you. Wouldn't you agree? MEH!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 7/2/2003
3 19 03
Though it may not sound like it, it's about my feelings on the Iraqi war and having my dad there the whole time.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 7/2/2003
Parallel
[subliminal message] review! [/subliminal message]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Published: 7/2/2003
Cone! Song! Yay! reviews
A song about cones! Just what we need for world peace! Wheee! ::does happy dance::
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/13/2002
Abnormalties reviews
Oh yes, I've got 'em, for SURE..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2002
Guinani reviews
+I'll Always Remember.+
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2002
Five by Five reviews
"Everyone's got to face down the demons..Maybe today, you could put the past away."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2002
Finish reviews
Maybe we can finish what we started.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2002
Here reviews
Sometimes we know where we've made the mistake. And sometimes we can fix it before it's too late. But when you know that you're gone, and your mistakes still live on, you can't always feel like you're safe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2002
Green reviews
"I want something else, to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life. I want something else..I'm not listening when you say goodbye." For a friend.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2002
What I'm Not reviews
A much-needed apology for a friend.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2002
A Denial reviews
Scary stuff. If you review, I won't believe you're human.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002
Strange Ramblings reviews
er, look at the title. Strange ramblings from a strange person. Fun, yes!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2002
Hell of You reviews
Rated R for language.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/2/2002
Unwelcome Guest
It always comes back to this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Published: 3/1/2002
When reviews
A rhyming haiku, now there's a first..
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/23/2002
You're Down reviews
Life's Lessons..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/23/2002
You Never Asked reviews
Keep listening.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/20/2002
What To Say reviews
Life is full of so many decisions, and it's impossible to know which ones are right.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2002
Walls reviews
What it's like when you've surrounded yourself in walls of fear and you won't let anyone in.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/17/2002
Somebody reviews
Very short 8-line rhyming poem about a person being scared and lost in their own mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/17/2002
Post reviews
A confusing description of my feelings..But that's what they are, confusing. It's fast-paced and strange. My life, in some ways.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/9/2002