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Joined 02-05-02, id: 165931
Author has written 6 stories for General, Humor, General, and Historical.
Name: Emily (but you can call me Emmers or Emmie)
Age: 16
Favorite season: Spring
Favorite music of the week: Dido, Gackt, and Enya

Now go away. I bite people like you.

"Minutus balorum, minutus cantorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum!"

If you can understand the above Latin phrase, I hope you had a good chuckle. ^^

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Something Different by Grover reviews
Writing class. Mrs. Keefe is kind of crazy, but she's cool. We had to write a poem with at least twenty mistakes in it, so I got uber-creative and got this out of my twisted little mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003
One Night of Hell by Grover reviews
VEEEEEERY bored. I think this one was in Science... not sure... yep, it was, 'cause I remember scaring Scott with it... hehe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003
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The Dread Pirate Warren reviews
Gillian lives the risky life of a gypsy; always running from soldiers, braving storms as her people cross streatches of sea, and, as always, there is the threat of pirates. So what happens when, one day, they're attacked by the King of them all?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
Human Brutality reviews
(PG-13 for gore and swearing) I came up with this when I doodled some random characters one day and decided to write a story to go with them. Chapter 2 now up, please ignore chapter 1's bad construction and such. Chapter 2's better. Kay?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002
Love is reviews
I know almost exactly what love is. Some people say it's not all crushes and roses, but I beg to differ.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/20/2003
Whose Fear is this? reviews
Here's a poem that took me five minutes to write for you people. You can all blame my Craetive Writing teach, Mr. Moulton, for this. (God, how I love that class...)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/8/2003
Pants For Rent reviews
I co-wrote this with Gelise. It's just randomnesss for your enjoyment. ^___^ And wouldja believe that all of this more or less happened? Not in this exact order, but it did.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Banisher of the Writer's Block Fairy reviews
This is a true story, which in my opinion shows that some of the best stories come from real situations.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/18/2002