Fidget
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Joined 08-20-00, id: 16677
Author has written 11 stories for General, Haiku, Fable, and Biography.
Mm, my last and final bio, I promise!

My name to anyone here is Fidget. I'm average height, average to light weight, and anything but average otherwise. I have no glasses, but I do have braces. I become easily obsessed with trivial things and tend to frighten people with my thoughts on these things. I dye my hair red. I'm likely to become more and more hermit-like as I grow. I can't drive a car yet. I want a house gecko to name Milo and a cat to name Chowder, but am highly unlikely to get them. I have a Sacred Cow for a step-brother. I have a friend named The Dancing Burito. I enjoy all my meat burnt to a crisp and all my baked goods gooey. My middle name is Marcelle. I like the number 4. I like the letter 'Q'. My fingers have grown nerves into the computer.

I hope that suffices for now. As more thoughts come to me, I'll add them. Enjoy any of my fics you read!

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Across the Table reviews
A fluffy, substance-less account of the day I finally asked someone to a dance. Be warned, fluffy and teeny-bopper to the max.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2003
Cycle of Learning? Condemnation! reviews
Once upon a time, I had to write a fable for school that had a moral written in to it. This was the result. Enjoy.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
Technologically Ballistic reviews
It's time for a reinstallin'...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002
Ode to Dryer Sheets reviews
Dryer sheets. Truly amazing creations.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2002
More stupid Haiku's by Fidget reviews
Yeah, sitting here, sipping a melted milkshake, I am truly insane.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/11/2000
Marlene's Redundancy Poem by Marlene reviews
A friend wrote this...you've got to understand our humor to get it.^-^
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2000
If there was a "bored" genre, they'd go there... reviews
3 stupid poems about my cat. He smells bad. Whew! I need a fan over here!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/10/2000
The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, Beatnic Style reviews
Yeah. Get the groove, man. That groovy old lady and her phsycadelic lunch.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2000
My Kitty reviews
It's me again! I wrote a "beautiful" haiku about my stupid cat. Don't ask. Just read. Reviews are good, too.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/7/2000
Donut Haiku reviews
I am a disturbed individual. Just read the haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/6/2000
I'm Falling reviews
I only made it PG because it's weird. Kind of odd, but not deep. I wrote it in class today. Jeez, History can be boring, can't it?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/4/2000