Mozart Smozart
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Joined 02-08-02, id: 167320
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, and Play.
On the off chance that someone is actually going to read this bio, I would like to take the time to inform them that they have even more spare time then I, which is saying a lot.
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Cosmic Wars of Inanity reviews
There’s a god for everything, from rubber bands to pine scent. So what happens when a few of the more irrelevant deities get too big for their britches? This. [Editors note: No, it’s not a misspelling of insanity. Look it up.]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2004
I Am Your Leader Now reviews
I have appointed myself Supreme Overlord of the Planet, so I have decided I'd let everyone in on my new policy for the world, because I'm such a benevolent dictator.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004
A Bad Day for Marshal reviews
After waking up with no memory of the previous night, Marshal finds he has quit his job via a tattoo on his buttox. And it only gets worse... Chapter three added
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003
Uber Rocket 5 reviews
And the Moon Monsters from Beyond the Moon. I'm in the process of completely revising this story, so I've taken it down and am replacing the chapters as I finish ones in sequence. I'm writing out of order so only a few of the early chapters are up now.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 2/8/2002
Death's Godchild reviews
A humorous play about a little known fairy tale. Now with production notes.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 2/12/2002