Daroga's Rainy Daae
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Joined 02-10-02, id: 168370
Author has written 27 stories for Humor, General, Kids, Horror, Haiku, Essay, Fantasy, Western, Love, and Life.

There's a quick link to my fanfiction name, if 'neone here wants to read my fanfics. I have 20+ to choose from, so enjoy! :D

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Favorite musicals: The Lion King, Little Shop of Horrors, Les Miserables, Cabaret and Phantom of the Opera
Scared of: Spiders, being trapped under water, school counselor, june bugs, Samara
Grossest foods: FISH, asparagus, mushrooms, lasagne
FAVE BAD GUYS: Jack Sparrow, Lestat de Lioncourt and Zaphod Beeblebrox!
Fave food: Pizza
Fave color: Pourpre
Fave movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
Fave cute movie: Finding Nemo
Fave books: The DaVinci Code, Interview With the Vampire and HP series
What I want to be: Linguist
Loves: My buddies! Jason, Jason, KC, Dan, Steffen, Zoar, Tim, DJ, Chelsea, Christina, Layla, Bear, Billy, JD3, Chris, Shawna, Erik, Blake, Bobek, Mel, Robbie, Amanda, Alyssa, Jen, Neva, Tommy, Rachel, Ellery, Jim, Cathy, Jessica, Barbara, Shley, Mary, Sara, Amanda, Margo, Margaret, Lisa, Nicole, and... I swear that's it... if I missed anybody, I'm sorry... lol

I like the movies Wicker Park, The Village, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, The Green Mile, Moulin Rouge, Titanic, A Knight's Tale, The Patriot, Hook, As Good as it Gets, Three Amigos, Josie and the Pussycats, What Dreams May Come, Jurassic Park, Conspiracy Theory, and Maverick.

My favorite musicals are Little Shop of Horrors, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Cabaret, and Lion King! Lion King, les Mis and Phantom I've seen all once. Seen Cabaret four - count em - four times! Teehee!

Fave composers are James Horner, John Williams Hans Zimmer, Klaus Badelt, Jerry Goldsmith, Danny Elfman, Alan Silvestri and Howard Shore.

My favorite authors are Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Dan Brown, Mary Shelley, Anne Rice, KA Applegate, JK Rowling, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Paul Jennings and JM Barrie.

My fave actors are Greg Kinnear, Johnny Depp, Tim Curry, Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Owen Wilson, Mel Gibson, Chris Tucker, Harrison Ford, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan, Catherine Zeta Jones, Anthony Hopkins, and Bruce Willis. Actually, the list goes on.

My favorite books are Frankenstein, The Vampire Chronicles, The Phantom of the Opera, Phantom, Farenheit 451, Harry Potter series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and A Tell Tale Heart. Some Stephen King books are pretty good as well.


"Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that ever happened to you. You'd better not die. You might actually go to hell."
~Lestat, The Vampire Lestat

"Lestat! You are the damnedest creature!"
~Marius, The Vampire Lestat

"Oh no, not again."
~Bowl of petunias, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrafice I'm willing to make."
~Lord Farquad, Shrek

"Drink up, me 'earties, yoho."
~Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"This isn't working, he likes it! Let's torture the rat!"
~Polly, Muppet Treasure Island

"Beware lad, beware!"
"What, the one-legged man?"
"Aye, but also, beware running with scissors or any other pointy object! It's all good fun, until someone loses an eye!"
~Billy Bones and Jim, Muppet Treasure Island

"I'm a pig! I need commitment!"
~Miss Piggy, Muppet Treasure Island

"But lots of people, that's their story - good times and noodle salad. And that's what makes it hard. Not that you had it bad, but being that pissed that so many had it good!"
~Melvin, As Good as it Gets

~Sam, The Mexican

"I made a promise, Mr. Frodo, a promise. Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to. I don't mean to."
~Sam, Lord of the Rings (awww)

"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
~Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Ocean breeze... Like a cruise, except there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere."
~Frog, Muppets Take Manhattan

"Don't TOUCH!"
~Clark Griswald, Vacation

"Smee, flunk the maggot."
~Captain Hook, Hook

"I just had an appostrophy."
~Smee, Hook

"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting."
~Tinkerbell, Hook


"Man, this is weird...Halfway into this operation, and I've just drawn a total blank on procedure...In fact, I think I'm an ice cream man."

"Think about it, Murray...If we could get this baby runnin', we could run over hikers, pick up females, chase down mule deer - man, we'd be the grizzlies from hell."


"Ya know when guys are on their skateboards and have made a ramp out of plywood and are soaring through the air after rolling as fast as they can over a truck and in that instant that they're off the ground completely and about 10 feet in the air before they hit the pavement and break their skulls open and they're shouting "Duuuude this is so cool!"? - I think I felt a little like that."

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."
~Jack Handey


~Daroga's Rainy Daae :)

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Trapped by Undomiel Malfoy reviews
In a world where birds can be a metaphor for any thing...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Love Sick Freaks by bookworm17 reviews
I wrote this a long time ago when all of my friends were dating someone and obsessing over it. I thought it was pretty funny, so I thought I'd post it. It's not really a story, I guess..but it should make you laugh (I think!) Btw, don't take this seriousl
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2002
Hatred by awww queen reviews
my views on one of my "friends"
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2002
Monsters by erik's tears reviews
monsters dont jus live under my bed they're always there inside my head...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2002
But Him by Beautifully Oblivious reviews
Rape is not a joke. Rape is something you just 'get over' rape is real and rapist still wander the streets. This is one girls experience as she was stolen one night, her innocence killed. This poem means a lot to me, so please read and review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/14/2002
Dark Side Of My Mind by Beltane reviews
**NEW: A Poem***Nightmares. Dark thoughts. My imagination will scare you. People think they know me. They don't. Take a peek into my mind.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
The Lament of Death by The Right Hand reviews
oO; Never written anything like this before, so plz R&R. ^-^
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 6/13/2002
I am the Rose; he is the Water by Viola Blakeney reviews
I was once asked to write a poem entitled the above. This is the outcome, though I didn't realise it's adult nature until the end. Still, I love it. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2002
Terrorism" by sakachan reviews
Rated PG for expression of opinion. Based on a controversal topic, do not read if you are offended about terrorism-related topics.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002
The Big Wonderful Amazing Story About Nothing in.. by JetKnobWillDoza reviews
Particular (had to finish the title) The title pretty much explains what the story is about. Characters involve Derek Jeter, BSB, Bif Naked, Tony Hawk, Lestat de Lioncourt, and many, many more...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 12/22/2001
Close Your Eyes by L'ange de la Nuit reviews
A small, semi-angsty poem about an unrequited love. My first poem up here so far, please r&r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2001
The Party by Ruthanne reviews
Oh, just the reminiscience of a slightly mad old woman... and what they reveal. (And if you don't get it, don't be afraid to ask - it IS a little weird. ^^;; )
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2001
Death of a Vampire by Artemissan reviews
Inspired by Anne Rice's "The Vampire Lestat"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2001
QUOTH THE PROFESSOR by Ian Nathaniel Cohen reviews
Inspired by true events, this is a satire of Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Raven,' which any college student can relate to.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Complete
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The Traveling Salesman reviews
“Who’s there?” Walter asked. “Did you just speak to me, Goat?” The salesman stooped low (but not as low as some might have had to stoop) to make eye contact with the small creature. It stared back at him with intelligent yellow eyes. “Yes, I did,”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
Phoenix Tears reviews
Upon a time there was a man / Who met a golden bird...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005
The Murder reviews
Darkness contrasted to light, man contrasted to woman... A relationship that went completely wrong... told from 2 perspectives, murderer and victim. Can anyone see the structure and make sense of this poem?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005
One Summer Day reviews
The great Andrea Blanche; robber, deceiver, swindler and full-time jail-breaker, never passing up the chance to frustrate the powerful Lucas Yukon of the Oregon Country.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
DeBastia reviews
Let’s start with a blank slate, shall we? Picture a place completely white with nothing in it. A three dimensional piece of paper that stretches on forever. No ground, no sky, no scenery, nothing. It’s boring. Which is why I'm going to add a hill
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
A boy, stabbed to death, is brought back as a ghost to protect the appirition of a young child against Callers; a cult of sinister psychics who can manipulate spirits any way they please...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Published: 7/9/2004
In the Mind of a Man reviews
Written by a female to prove that yes; girls DO know what's going on in your heads, boys. Here's a short story delving into the brain of one average male.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/27/2004
Rap and Poetry: Two Totally Unrelated Genres reviews
Self-explanatory. A rant on the differences of rap and poetry; inspired by one day in English class.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004
Funky Haikus, Man reviews
These are very random. Let me tell you, there is a LOT you can do with the limited syllables. Here are some examples... :D
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003
The Truck Driver reviews
Paroday of "A Tell Tale Heart", but instead, it's a truck driver and a telephone that's driving him mad... Pretty funny! :D
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2003
What Game? reviews
Entirely written in questions. :)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2003
Laughing Place reviews
Come upon a children's hideaway. They are happy. They are safe. *formerly called The Fun House*
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002
The Security Guard reviews
A first person insiders look on the brain of a mall security guard... with a twist at the end! ENJOY! :) :) :)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Case of the Missing House Wife reviews
Neale Berkley, an usuccessful writer, and James Lance Zimmer, a multi-millionair, team up to crack the case of a missing lady who just happens to be... James's wife! The butler didn't do it, eheheh. ENJOY! :D *No guarantee to constant uploads ha ha ha*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2002
MoRaLs reviews
Morals about random things. What's there to ponder? More morals to come!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/24/2002
Finding Fritz reviews
Tylen and Cember embark on a quest to find their lost friend !Fritz! who has been kidnapped by a threateningly evil mastermind... No animals were hurt during the production of this story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/22/2002
Friday the Thirteenth reviews
Funny take on what happens on Friday the 13th... if ya wanna know, I wrote this the DAY BEFORE Friday the 13th. None of these events ever took place. :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2002
Limericks! reviews
These are a few side-splitting (ha ha ha) limericks I made up one day at the spur of the moment! Hope you all enjoy! (SECOND HELPING IS UP!)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 11/21/2002
The Truth About CocaCola reviews
The Coca-Cola company is really trying to dominate the planet by making innocent people brainwashed minions for their evil plot! Read this, and help save America!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2002
Interview With a Grandma reviews
Codi and ZC (my sister and I) wrote this as sort of a joke... Interview with a grandma - where a 70 year old grandma is interviewed... yeah. ENJOY! :)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2002
Mad With What? reviews
Inspired by Conspiracy Theory's Jerry Whatever-his-name-is... Yeah. :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2002
My Brains are Scrambled reviews
A guy is hit in the head with a stalk of celery, and these are his thoughts as he's knocked sensless. LITERALLY - SENSELESS. :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/29/2002
The Spooky Girl reviews
This is a story I wrote when I was 8/9. It's really lame, but kinda funny! I posted it here for you all to read it and see how cute of a lil' kid I was! :) :) :)
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002
Trek to the Bus reviews
It's the horrible journey from your last class after school to the awaiting buses...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/25/2002
The Destruction reviews
C'mon, this only takes ten seconds to read and the summary is longer than the poem. This is sort of a lesson poem, it teaches you something. It is NOT about love. Nyah.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/24/2002
Grass: A Novel reviews
Uses for grass, types of grass, where to find types of grass, and grass horoscopes!! Enjoy the GRASS.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2002
Rants on Reviews reviews
Sick and tired of stupid reviews? Well I AM TOO! And now, I've got a couple bones to pick with those rude, pointless reviewers of FFN.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2002