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Joined 02-13-02, id: 169450
Author has written 25 stories for Humor, Young Adult, Essay, Life, Mystery, Historical, Fantasy, Horror, and Humor.

Guess what? The last year of high school has begun! Abby is now a senior! But don't worry readers,just because I'm "more mature" doesn't mean I'm gonna quit posting. So get crackin'! Read, darn you!

a little information about myself:

Inspirations: (I figure this is pretty important if you want to know why and how I write) Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Alan Moore (yes, THAT one), Terry Jones, Lemony Snicket. I've also been known to fly into a writing frenzy when listening to the Arcade Fire, Magnetic Fields, and Thomas Newman's soundtracks. "Fevered Dreams" was partially inspired by the Jason Webley song "Icarus".

Now that we've got that out of the way, here's a short note on contact info: Annoyingly enough, this site's profile doesn't include a form for MSN messenger. So, here's my MSN messenger address: ladypython@hotmail.com. But don't try emailing there, because it won't work. It's complicated. My AIM name is listed above if anyone wants to contact me that way.


Author's Note: There is a disclaimer at the beginning of the story "Novelized" in which I state that books adapted from films adapted from books do not exist. Unfortunately, I have very recently found evidence to the contrary. There is currently a novelized version of the film "V for Vendetta" in bookstores now. For those of you who may not realize it, "V for Vendetta" was originally a graphic novel written by the incomprably amazing Alan Moore. How anyone could put it into an easier-to-read format than that, I have no idea. But now it has been done. I guess all I can say now is "I told you so", even though I didn't. At least not officially. Anyway, I just thought it was a scary little tidbit of information that I thought I'd share.
Updates : "The Sky is Changing" is now officially DONE. Read the story in its six-chapter entirety below. I've also posted a new one-shot "Fevered Dreams and Desert Mirages". As always, reviews are appriciated!

The author reccomends:

"One Viking and a Baby". It's a round robin with Nuckpang, my first round robin ever on this site. Both of us (that is Nuckpang and myself. I'm not schizophrenic) would love feedback, so please R&R. Also(shameless plug) be sure to check out Nuckpang's stuff. A link to his profile can be found here.

Happy reading!

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A Mad Cow's Ramblings With a bit of Simon by The Mad Cow reviews
This misadventures of Robert Edwards..or is it Edwardo Robertson? Guest chapters by Simon Psyc. NEWSFLASH: New chapter of story unearthed from ancient chinese ruins, but first, Humor. You may be shocked to find that it can kill you. dead.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 12/10/2003
The Trouble with being a Hack Writer is that eve by mikespit1 reviews
The Press is a free weekly in NYC. The editors stage a walkout when they are barred by management from printing the Muhammed cartoons. Two editors from The Press, Tim and Harry, move into an abandoned Winnebago. This is a parody about how the alternative
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
The Trouble With Being a Pen by Alexis Riddle reviews
An assignment for English. We were told to pick an inanimate object and write from the viewpoint of it. I chose the legendary pen...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Funky Munky Show by Funky Munky reviews
My own talk show co-starring my friend Simon pysc! The chapters get exponentially better with each one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 9/25/2001
Refrigerator Wars by FancieFingers reviews
In side an ordinary fridge, a furiously epic war has raged on for ages. Fruits versus vegetables. Yet in the middle of all this, there are still some bleakly idiotic soldiers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/22/2003
Star crossed lovers, and other cliques by Hardcoreposer reviews
What happens when Uday Hussein and Jenna Bush fall in love?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
The comprehensive guide to the mullet by Hardcoreposer reviews
My school article about the Mullet
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
Advances in Medical Technology by Thanato reviews
A bit of satire.. I don't write it too often... in fact ever until now, but I thought this was funny. Original by me as far as I know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2003
A bit of Random Insanity by Myazaki reviews
My brother gave me the idea for this. All thanks to him. Umm, this is just plain odd. Its about, well...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003
The Ancient Art of Talking by Mare Tranquillitatis reviews
Do you ever get annoyed by people who instant message each other during lunch with cell phones they aren't supposed to have in school? I do. And so this story came about. It's sarcastic and short...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2003
A Series of Nonsensical Events by PeachPawz reviews
Exactly what the title states. These stories are in no way related to each other, or to Lemony Snicket's books. Beware the horrors within!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003
Jesus' Brother Bob by Cameron Roberts reviews
A play I wrote for drama class, based on the Arrogant Worms song with the same namt. Some may find it offensive, but it has no religious connotations whatsoever. Just a funny play based on a religious story.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2003
A Mad Fable by WretchedSpasm reviews
Horror, suspense, love...pencils...it's got it all...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 12/20/2002
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Sonnet Battle reviews
What you get when you mix the Bard with a little Iron Chef. Special guest appearance by Scarface!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006
The Six O'Clock News reviews
The ultimate human interest story. Action, excitement, romance and provolone cheese. What more could you want? (sketch)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006
Killy the Serial Killer reviews
This is what happens when film merchandising finally goes too far (semi-sketch)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006
Welcome to Chicken Lord reviews
One customer gets more than he bargained for at a fast food restaurant (sketch)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006
Antiques Roadshow Sketch
A skit sending up the Antiques Roadshow on PBS. An appraiser discovers some odd antiques, and some even stranger owners.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Published: 3/24/2006
Fevered Dreams and Desert Mirages
A one-shot about a guy trapped in the desert. Humor comes to those who wait.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Published: 3/23/2006
The Sky is Changing reviews
Laws of physics are broken, rumors are circulated, and the sky turns a surprisingly pleasant shade of Navy Blue. Just barely makes sense. The final chapter has been posted! Read, review and enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
One Viking and a Baby reviews
A Round Robin with Nuckpang. An unfortunate viking goes out pillaging with his colleagues and ends up getting more than he bargained for. Chapter 3 (Whizzo's) is up! R&R please!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 7/17/2003
The Bungee Jumper reviews
Inspired by "The Spoon River Anthology". It's about a bungee jumper.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005
Liam Almost goes to Hell reviews
A short story I wrote for my creative writing class. I know this story is missing something, I'm just not sure what. Please review and tell me what you think I can do to make this better.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Adventures of Mallardman reviews
Kinda like Spiderman, only with a duck instead of a spider.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
The Tale of the Disgruntled Assistant reviews
Alexander Morley is the assistant to a lumbering idiot of a detective. This will be a darkly humorous story of murder, love and self-justice, as soon as I get a little farther along.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
The Adventures of Albert the Acorn Squash reviews
A brave little squash is taken from his family, and fights for freedom from Farmer Johnson.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/2/2004
Confessions of a Slayer's Daughter
The story of a young vampire slayer and her devotion to her father. Rated PG-13 for later violence.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Published: 2/17/2004
Novelized reviews
I'm trying to think of an end to this one, but here it is anyway. A tale of horror and tragedy in a bookstore.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004
Defender of Justice reviews
Even superheroes need secretaries
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2003
The Light: a Fictional History of Thought reviews
A so far very short story on the history of intelligent thought. Meant to be in the style of the late, great Douglas Adams. PG for drug usage. Chapter three now up!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
The Fairy's Ring reviews
Johanna Rossyew's sister is snatched away by fairies, and it's up to her to save her family from utter ruin. Chapter 2 up for reading!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003
Juliana: A Humorous Adventure reviews
Juliana has lost everything. Her town is war-torn, and her mother and sister have left her. So, she decides to search for her father, and save her home from complete anhilation. Chapter 8 up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,955 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002
Freshies reviews
Written by me and my friend while thinking of things to do. A story in the works about the trials and tribulations of Freshman year at High School. Characters are based upon people who we know. Chapter Three is now up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 8/12/2002
The Adventures of Aggie Dustburger reviews
A young nobody falls (literally) into an intriguing adventure. Sort of a mix of Shrek and the Princess Bride. Chapters 5 and 6 are up!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
Backstage
There are strange goings-on afoot at Brewbane Middle school's drama practices...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,479 - Published: 6/4/2003
Essay Troubles reviews
Essays about my views on life, politics and the pursuit of music. PG-13 for light swearing, and Bush-Bashing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003
A Poem and the Story Behind it reviews
Formerly a collection of poetry, now just one poem and an author's note.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Dark Underworld of Mimes! reviews
Michael Kryder has a knack for hearing things he shouldn't, a problem which puts him in more danger than he could possibly imagine...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002