Rance Drai
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Joined 02-16-02, id: 171246
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, General, Humor, General, and Spiritual.
Rance is a southern baptist ethnic jew born in the heart of Texas who could pass quite easily for a Roman and is known in many circles as the un-mexican. He leads an army of trombone-playing neo-nazis and is quite fond of his pyromaniac girlfriend.

The Top Ten Reasons Rance is a Dork:
1. Rance has left a Dungeons and Dragons meeting early to go on a date.
2. Rance is double-majoring in Physics and Mathematics.
3. Rance will be a junior in hours the spring of his actual freshmen year
4.Rance has discussed trigonometry while on a date.
5. Rance owns every Final Fantasy released in America.
6. Rance got an office chair for his 18th birthday (and liked it).
7. Be Honest. How many of you eat lunch with your professors?
8. Rance wears his dress shoes everywhere.
9. Rance is expressedly forbidden to buy clothes unsupervised.
10. Rance tried to solve a Calculus bonus problem at a tailgate party by doing the work on a napkin.

A/N: I am trying my best to keep the readers interested in my stories... Whether or not it is working I am not sure of. Write a review or send an email telling me how you feel about my stuff. Go ahead. I won't bite... hard.

Kudos to my reviewers, and to the rest of ya'll... well, I'd watch my back.

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The Second Advent of the Raven of Heaven reviews
An ambitious Emperor, a vengeful Messiah, and a web deceit spun by the Conspirators of an age long past. The Raven of Heaven walks the earth again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,926 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 2/20/2002
A Song for Easter Sunday reviews
Dr. Elton Maynard is going to die on Easter Sunday. Is everything he has ever done in vain?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
The Divine Travesty reviews
Four High School students are sent to Valhalla. All kinds of antics ensue as Barbarian, High School Student, and God collide. The Afterlife will be posted. And it will be... funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 3/21/2002
The Last Strains reviews
Magdalene recalls her meetings with a certain someone...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2004
De Partibus Virorum reviews
What price do we pay for heroes?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3/9/2002