I Am The Mystical Penguin
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Joined 02-18-02, id: 172300
Author has written 3 stories for Humor.

4/1/07 - I'm not dead, I swear. This is not an April Fool's joke either. I just uploaded a new story to prove it: Opacity. This story pretty much sums up how insane my life has been throughout March although if you don't know what happened, you might not recognize all of the insanity in it. So just read it and try to enjoy it for what it is.

I'm a bit disheartened. It seems that my first story "I Am the Mystical Penguin" has been deleted. Is that what I get for not updating in 4 years? I'm sad.

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Bitter Weena by alicesun reviews
Curiosity killed the cat. Or, in this case, turned her into a drunken idiot. Especially when her high school reunion loomed. High level coarse language due to her bitterness. fun fun fun!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,154 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 1/13/2002
Not Your Average Fairy Tale by lener reviews
It has been 2 years since Mojari the dragon dropped out of the sky and into Elisia's arms, and since then they have been on a mission to rescue a stolen princess and prince, but not without help from some interesting characters... Completed
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,339 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 6/10/2001
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Opacity reviews
A girl wakes up to find that all she can see is Darkness. And not just any darkness not the kind where you enter a dimly lit building and forget to take your sunglasses off so you think, 'Man, it's dark in here.'...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Good, the Bad, and the Mystical reviews
Sequel to 'I Am The Mystical Penguin'. Just read it, and if you don't like it you can have a free fish.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
Life's Little Quirks reviews
Everyone's a little strange. Some more than others. And some are so bizarre that you'd have to read it to believe it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/25/2003