The Exile
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Joined 02-22-02, id: 174358
Author has written 29 stories for Play, Humor, Religion, Life, Haiku, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural, and Mythology.
I'm an exile, yes I am
Nobody wants me at all, at all
If I was an e-mail, I'd be spam
But not very outgoing mail, at all

wachunga todory, ed fo, riy rever, naj akredetta, YODU DE MEGID!

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Stuck by SpiedCookie126 reviews
Stuck. I am stuck. On one single part in a large wall of text. Stuck. I am stuck.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2014
The Alien Incorporation by Kaws reviews
What would you do if an alien merged itself with you? Would you drink away your days and try to treat it like multiple personalities? Would you try to continue with your life ignoring what is probably insanity? This is a story about a guy named Farrow and how he reacts to such a situation.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013
I Do It For You by Nicole Armas reviews
A young girl races dragons as means to get by. She goes above and beyond to become the best. Why does she do it? She does it for her family. One shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Complete
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Surtur Rising Forever
A sequel to Surtur Rising. Diggory the faulty legendary hero is getting his destiny repaired but it goes wrong again. He escapes the disaster but is immediately drawn into a dangerous love triangle between Surtur, his favourite General and a renegade Goddess. His attempt to calm things down takes him to Hell and gets him involved in an alien invasion.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,525 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
Surtur Rising (part 4)
The final installment of the epic saga of the time that the Ragnarok was delayed. With a fully charged weapon, Diggory is ready to fight the force that is warping destiny. Diggory and Surtur return to find their allies in battle with Loki, who reveals the true source of the evil, in Xoria's distant homeland. art by dark roast at /works/7586881
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,099 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
Surtur Rising (part 3)
The battle with the cursed machine that corrupted Asgard is over but the destiny of the entire Universe is still in danger. Diggory is taken to Plotbunny Headquarters for repairs. His mysterious weapon requires charging. Meanwhile, Surtur and Scribe receive training, during which their visions warn them of betrayal. art by dark roast at /works/7586881
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,354 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
Surtur Rising (Part 2)
Surtur's homeworld is under attack from Fenrir and her pack, who have been possessed by the same fate-altering abomination that delayed the Ragnarok. During the battle, he learns that Odin has attacked Bunfire and taken Diggory captive. Meanwhile, Bunfire has his own mission and Spatula causes an alien invasion.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,590 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
Surtur Rising (Part 1)
The Ragnarok fails to happen, leaving Surtur stranded on an unknown world with a splitting headache and virtually all his power gone. Also, a cat is sitting on him. His first thought is to worry what is happening on Muspelheim but he will need a lot of help to get back home. art by dark roast at AO3 /works/7586881
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,677 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Complete
Eternal Vigil
Two level guardians have a quiet conversation on their tea break, about that one statue in the dungeon that looks different to the others, also about a pact made between an adventuring party that sometimes comes by.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Published: 12/11/2015
The Further Amazing Adventures of Scribe
An apprentice scribe begins his final exam. His attempt to use divine magic to obtain a quill feather for his pen goes horribly wrong, hurling him into an adventure involving a lost civilisation, a horde of demons from another dimension and even more political trouble between the Celestial and Infernal Bureaucracy.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,768 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Scribe
When an apprentice scribe is sent to talk to a dragon about an overdue library book, his life is further complicated when a piece of the world falls off and almost hits him on the head. His quest to file a complaint gets him mixed up in Celestial and Infernal politics.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Surtur Rising Origins
Short interrelated prequels and backstories I wrote to prepare for Camp NaNo. A cat goes missing. A legendary awakening. A Goddess of Defeat, excluded from the Ragnarok by Odin, is approached with another offer. A Plotbunny stranded in a deserted sector of space begins to pick up signals from a momentous saga.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,371 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Christmas Eve on the Game Over Screen
The staff of the Game Over Screen accidentally delete Santa Claus.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Published: 1/7/2014
A Bad Dream reviews
Early one afternoon, he took a leisurely boat ride down the River Styx.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011
Lady of the Setting Sun
After five thousand years of imprisonment, Spatula the Goddess of Defeat is finally free. She needs to find enough followers to re-register as a deity, while dealing with invading aliens, hordes of dragons and bureaucrats quite literally from Hell.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,928 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Servant of the Universe reviews
Lunarian, Director of the Game Over Screen, is the most important woman in the Universe. She has the authority to erase entire galaxies without even filling in any forms. To the Computer, however, she is but a servant.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Cabinet of Zalure
Set around 10 years after 'First Contact'. A ship's crew is in trouble when their Operator almost dies but a mysterious force saves him.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,711 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Perdix Rising reviews
A lonely bus ride through a very strange world. A bus with strange passengers. A bus that can't ever stop moving. A Journey that must carry on.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
FortyOne Levels Away
The sequel to 'Forty Levels Away'. The continuing adventures of the intrepid interplanetary exile.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,345 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
First Contact reviews
Log book entries from the crew of a spaceship who discover an alien life form for the first time in the history of humanity.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009
Requiem for Ragnarok
There is no heaven or hell. There is only the Game Over Screen - the place where everybody goes when they die. Everything on the Game Over Screen runs with perfect efficiency. Except when it doesn't. NaNoWriMo '08 winner.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,880 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008
Rogue in Stealth
A true love story of humans and computers, both working and faulty.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Toraport
A short story set in the world of 'Forty Levels Away'.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Crown of Thorns reviews
People ask me what was under his helmet, and I say 'he has no face'.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Forty Levels Away reviews
An interplanetary exile wakes up back on her home planet with selective amnesia.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Reunion
A ghost's quest to keep its haunting ground from being sold. Version 2.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Fatal Exception reviews
In a lonely Windoze prisoner of war camp, a Mac refugee repairs a faulty cybernetic implant.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005
tales from the exilic mind reviews
three haikus i wrote
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
Elegy to Fuyodol
I'm an exile. I miss my home.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Bova Was Right reviews
an elegy to wasted time
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2004
Thirty Levels Away reviews
An assassin is hired to bump off the author of this story. Now with spelling errors removed and a different ending to fit in with some other stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2004
The Scalpel Is Mightier Than The Sword reviews
A wierd medical drama in the style of Rise Huntingdon.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/16/2003