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Author has written 6 stories for General, Humor, and Haiku. Another know-it-all teenager with one exception: I do, in fact, know it all.Potatoes... eat more potatoes. Potatoes are good for you. But I digress - I'm 17, all too male and a resident of glorious Silicon Valley of North California (as opposed to the glorious Silicone Valley of South California). Please e-mail me, or message me on AIM - I am starved for attention. And a note to all potential reviewers. Please, please, PLEASE do not just write "Nice :)" or "I like it!". It is very flattering, but if you truly like it, tell me why. If you don't, rip me a new one (constructively). Anything is better than a bland review that says nothing about my writing. |
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A Romance Remembered
Completely true - a sordid tale of love, lust and murderous deception. From a chapter in my life closed long ago. Enjoy and please R&R!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Published: 3/14/2002
Pungent Durian reviews
This will make a lot more sense if you've been in Singapore and know what a durian is. If not, there's a brief explanation within
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/9/2002
Lost Generation: Uneducated in Arts & Humanities
An essay I wrote for a writing course I took a while back. I thought some here would enjoy it and I would like my writing style critiqued.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Published: 3/8/2002
Extra,Extra! 14-Year-Old Uncovers Smurf Conspiracy reviews
Read a paragraph about this on the Internet, and was inspired to research and expand on it. Some recycled ideas, some new ones. Enjoy and please R/R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/5/2002
Two to (Kill A) Tango reviews
Argh - I never liked this one much. From my heady days as a Counter-Strike player and my obsession with guns. R/R, if you care to.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2002
Merciful Death reviews
A poem I wrote along time ago - a semi-pastiche of Phillip Larkin's style and slightly morbid to boot
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2002