Author has written 5 stories for General, General, Friendship, and Fantasy.
Name: Meagan Strudelicious
Location: California... with our sucky govoner! Woo! O.o YAY FOR RECALLS!
Neopets Screename: blademalfoy
Favorite Color(s): Green 'n Silver
Harry Potter House: Slytherin or Hufflepuff
Lightsaber Color: Silver or Green
LoTR Race: Elf or Hobbit
Birthright Jewel: Purple-Dusk
Offering Jewel: Green
Daemon: Tassyr the Wildcat, male
Star Wars Race/Occupation: Human Jedi Knight with a Silver lightsaber and the gift of mind tricks... hehehe... you WILL read my stories...
Desired Real-Life Occupation: Veterinarian/Writer/Artist
Favorite Books: Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Farenheit 451, Call of the Wild, The Hobbit, Lord of the Flies
Favorite Movies: Star Wars (All Episodes), Moulin Rouge, Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings, The Princess Bride, A Life Less Ordinary
Movies I Hate: The Scorpion King, The Time Machine, Spy Kids 3D
Favorite Actors: Ewan McGregor, Alan Rickman, Orlando Bloom (notice a pattern?), Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Johnny Depp
Future Home: England
Ewan Movies I Have Seen: Moulin Rouge, Velvet Goldmine, Emma, A Life Less Ordinary, Eye of the Beholder, Star Wars Episodes I and II, Trainspotting,
An Explanation of the Ewan Phenomenon
I find I ought to explain my rabid fanship, so I don't come off as a totally airheaded fangirl with no life. Yes, I drool over Ewan McGregor. Yes, I've rented movies solely to see him in them. However, I am not just a fan because of his looks! He's an outstanding actor, and incredibly versitile. He's done comedy, drama, sci-fi, musicals, even horror, and does them all very well. He can sing (Moulin Rouge), he can dance (various movies), and he can do a vast array of accents (Black Hawk Down comes to mind). Even if he wasn't extremely good-looking, I'd be a fan anyway. Oh, yeah, and I liked Moulin Rouge way before I became a rabid fangirl... ;) Same goes for Star Wars. I'm a child of the Old Trilogy, baby!
Nerdy People That Rock
George Lucas the Super-Nerd
Remus Lupin the Nerdy Marauder
Ewan McGregor with his Nerdy Glasses
Peter Jackson the Nerdy Fantasy Guy
Doug Chiang, nerdy Star Wars designer
Alec Flare, my personal Nerd Boy
Any and All Star Wars Nerds
The Excessively Long List Of Movie and Book Quotes to Live By:
"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, Return of the Jedi
"Do or do not, there is no try." ~Yoda, 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back'
"You were right about one thing, master: the negotiations were short." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace'
"I felt a great disturbance in the force. It felt as if a thousand voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: A New Hope'
"Ancient weapons and hokey old religions are no match for a good blaster at your side." ~Han Solo, 'A New Hope'
"Would somebody get this walking carpet outta my way??" ~Leia, 'A New Hope'
"Anakin! How many times have I told you to stay away from power couplings??" ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: Episode II'
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of a hundred deadly things headed this way." ~Qui-Gon, 'Star Wars: Episode I'
"When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Star Wars: Episode I'
"That's the price. That's always the price." ~Boba Fett, 'Hard Merchandise'
"Always a pleasure meeting a Jedi." ~Jango Fett, 'Star Wars: Episode II'
"Whenever you gamble, my friend, you're going to lose sometime." ~Qui-Gon Jinn, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~Inigo Montoya, 'The Princess Bride'
"This is for postarity, so be honest. Tell me, how do you feel?" ~Count Reugen, 'The Princess Bride'
"It's not my fault, being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise." ~Fezzik, 'The Princess Bride'
"R.O.U.S's? I don't think they exist." ~Westley, 'The Princess Bride'
“Inconceivable!” ~Vizzini, ‘The Princess Bride’
“As you wish.” Westley, ‘The Princess Bride’
Lord of the Rings:
"I would use the ring out of a desire to do good, but through me it would weild the power to do evil to great and terrible to imagine." ~Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
"They stole it from us, preciouss... and we wants it back!" ~Gollum, 'The Two Towers'
"Would you like me to describe it to you, or should I get you a box?" ~Legolas, 'The Two Towers'
"The dwarf breaths so loudly we could have shot him in the dark." ~Haldir, 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
"I reckon it's not safe for us to sleep together tonight, Mr. Frodo." ~Sam, 'The Two Towers'
"Follow the White Rabbit." ~The Matrix
"Do not try and bend the spoon. That is inpossible. Instead, try and realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, but yourself." ~Psychic kid, The Matrix
"There is no spoon." ~Neo, 'The Matrix'
Pirates of the Carribian
"But why is all the rum gone?" ~Jack Sparrow
"That's interesting." ~Jack Sparrow
"It's captain Jack Sparrow..." ~Jack Sparrow
"My father was not a pirate!" ~Will Turner
Pinky and the Brain
"Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China." ~Brain
"I feel the need. The need for expeditiou velocity." ~Brain
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." ~Brain
"This is a pain that is going to linger." ~Brain
"I think so, Brain, but burlap chaffes me so." ~Pinky
Calvin and Hobbes
"Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impedment to understanding." ~Hobbes
"One more nostalgic part of childhood goes [b]thbppth[/b]." ~Calvin
"It's not enough that we have to be diciplinatians. Now we need to be psychologists." ~Miss Wormwood
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved, in return." ~ Christian
"Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always turns out BAD!" ~The Narcoleptic Argentinian
"[The Maharaja] is offering a lifetime of security. [i]That's[/i] real love." ~The Duke
"Whoever saves one life saves the world entire." ~The Talmud
"[Rasins] are just humiliated grapes." ~Joon, "Benny and Joon"
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship with cheese." ~Joon, "Benny and Joon"
“I’m a gown man, I should know what goes on in my head. And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. And then I thought, if I thought more about blowing my brains out, what would that do to my god-damn carpet?” ~Matchstick Men
"You became what you always were. A very big... fish." ~Will Bloom, 'Big Fish'
"Mikey Forrester? Russian sailors? What the f* are you boys on, eh?" ~Mark Renton, 'Trainspotting'
"Computer guys can never jut do something. They have to spend all day telling you how they do it." ~Matt, 'Digimon'
"Don't get your knickers in a twist!" ~Koushirou, 'Digimon'
"You two don't need the opposite sex 'cos you gots each other!" ~Meowth, 'Pokemon'
"When you're stuck in the mud up to the shiny part, you find out who your real friends are!" ~Chuckie, 'Rugrats'
"Don't be afraid of death. Be afraid of the unlived life." ~The Narrator, Tuck Everlasting
"It said that dead people tend to ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual." ~Lydia, Beetlejuice
"I'm doing the best I can under really difficult circumstances!" ~Robert, A Life Less Ordinary
"We are worms!" ~Pain and Panic, 'Herculese'
"I'll fong you!" ~Wat, 'A Knight's Tale'
"The next time you see me you'll be looking up at me from the flat of your back." ~William, 'A Knight's Tale'
"Sweet mother of Macrame!" ~Dad, 'The Fairly Oddparents'
"I'm dead sexy!" ~Fat Bastard, 'Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me'
"Some men just can't hold their arsonic..." ~'Chicago'
"Ten minutes." ~Various Characters from 'Down with Love'
"It doesn't take Nazi rocket scientists to figure this one out." ~Catcher Block, 'Down with Love'
"Evil always wins because good is dumb!" ~Dark Helmet, 'Spaceballs'
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" ~Dark Helmet, 'Spaceballs'
"I'm your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roomate!" ~Dark Helmet, 'Spaceballs'
"I'm a mog! Half man, half dog! I'm my own best friend." ~Barf, 'Spaceballs'
"So, if she weighs as much as a duck... she's made of wood!" ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" ~Montey Python and the Holy Grail
"We set out to change the world, but ended up changing ourselves instead." ~Curt Wilde, "Velvet Goldmine"
"...I'm gonna be near folks. I ain't gonna try to teach 'em nothin'. I'm gonna try to learn. Gonna learn why the folks walks in the grass, gonna hear 'em talk, gonna hear 'em sing. Gonna listen to kids eatin' mush. Gonna hear husban' an' wife poundin' the mattress in the night. Gonna eat with 'em an' learn. Gonna lay in the grass, open an' honest with anybody that'll have me. Gonna cuss an' swear an' hear the poetry of folks talkin'. All that's holy, and all that's what I didn' understan'. All them things is the good things." ~Preacher Casy, The Grapes of Wrath.
Cool Real-Life People Quotes:
"I'm waiting for the right moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real lightsaber." ~Ewan McGregor, regarding Star Wars: Episode I
"That's the one, isn't it? ...and it's mine!" ~Ewan McGregor, regarding his Lightsaber in Episode II
"I couldn't do a movie like [Star Wars] and not get to use my lightsaber!" ~Samuel Jackson, regarding Episode II
"[Musicals] have been done before, but not like this. Never like this." ~Ewan McGregor, regarding Moulin Rouge
"Meagan, you're such a freak!" ~A Good Friend of Mine
"Oh yeah?? Well, I'm going to live forever, got that? Forever!" ~Orlando Bloom, regarding his role in 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
The women in L.A. are really scary. Someone should tell them, You don't look any younger. You just look uncomfortable and weird.” ~Ewan McGregor ((It's so true!!))
"Fear the fangirls with their minds in the gutter and washing down the storm drain!" ~Me
"[Lions] are wild animals. Even if they're bred in captivity, a part of their brain must say, 'Rrowrr, f-- off!'" ~Ewan (again)
The Best And Longest Quote Ever
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a (censored) big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of (censored) fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing (censored) junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, (censored)-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?" ~Mark Renton, 'Trainspotting'
The not-as-long-or-as-amazing-but-still-cool Quote
"As a veterinarian's assistant, [Edward's] most important responsibility was to clean out the dog kennels and cat cages. Every morning when he arrived, the cages and kennels would be nearly filled with feces. Some of it would lie on the paper he'd placed down the night before, but still more would be smeared on the walls, and some of it on the very animals themselves. My father cleaned this mess up every morning and every evening. He did it until the cages shone, until you could have eaten a meal off the surface of the floor, so spotless and clean had he left it. But it would only take a few seconds for it to get soiled again, and this was the job's terrible Sisyphean frustration: a dog might look straight at you, just as you were locking him into his lovely, newly cleaned cage, and shit." ~Narrator, 'Big Fish' (the book, not the movie)