Weeeeeellll... it turns out you can only have so many favorite fics and authors, so i'm deicating this area to :

PAN-CHAN'S FAVORITE FIC LINES!!! *wheee*

Waya lead Hikaru behind the school, smiling widely. Of course Hikaru knew what was coming, but you just can’t say no to someone as pathetic as a crack-addict. Waya happily trotted ahead, wickedly cackling. [1037075]

‘Touya-kun! Help me out here! Damn her soul or something!!’ [1037075]

Muraki smiled mysteriously, "But you don't know why now, do you?"
"So you can lure me in," Tsuzuki answered.
"No," the killer shook his head gravely. "It is so I can lure you in, Tsuzuki-san." [800279]

"Face it," said Seishiro. "You are as bad as that cute Chihaya from Earthian. You are everybody's uke."
Subaru scowled. "Well, at least I'm not a housewife like Kamui."
"No, you are the housewife's uke," said Seishiro. [715909]

~~~DISCLAIMER~~~
AVOID THE CROSSOVERS AT ALL COSTS!(you have been warned) tend to find the two series i have seen the absolute minimum of and know the least about and train mash the both of them... euw...
AVOID ANYTHING I DESCRIBE AS 'an EXperIment'
TITLES! Can't do 'em. no way, no how.
feel the wrath of the lame writers bad titles.
p.s. don't read anything predating '02 (i seriously couldn't write back then ... or now either for this matter, but you came all this way so you gotta read sumthin, ne? ... )
i will not be held responsible for anyone that turns to drugs as a result of reading these fics.
sankyuu.