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Author has written 7 stories for General, and Humor. Bok! I had no idea this account was still active... Ah well, better start writing again then:)First of all I would like to say to my darling boyfriend Ray that he is my angel and I love him to bits. Secondly... ah... I will mostly be writing about football(soccer), no doubt, sometimes thinly veiled, otherwise blatantly obvious. So if what I'm going to happens to seem really deep and subtle and mysterious, trust me, it's only about football. And me? I've just turned 23 and have, fortunately, found it's not true that nobody likes you when you're 23. My job is boring but the people are lovely, I'm going travelling next year, and I'm about to start work on a site called "Take Your Footballer To Work Day". Fun for everyone! ARSENAL FOREVER... and Ray, I love you... even more:) |
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Tim the Enchanter
Ode to Mr Cahill of Everton Football Club.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Published: 10/18/2004
Deficit reviews
Feel kinda guilty uploading this... like putting my soul into a computer or something! Well, 14th April 1999 and I realised the love of my life was changing... to the exclusion of those who bled for them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2002
I'm Sorry reviews
Sometimes I hate my nationality... This one is dedicated to Freddie Ljungberg.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2002
A Trivia Picker reviews
Fluff, hopefully emotive rather than sickly. The title is an anagram which those who know me will work out in three seconds flat.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/25/2002
Kochbuch Revisited reviews
Dedicated again to RuthBerg who used to go on about Arsene Wenger having a cookbook. Well, after he signed a new contract in December, I decided to write about what's in it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2002
Boc's Breakfast reviews
I actually don't know what 'Boc' has to do with anything. This is for the type of naughty people who like to throw bagels around at football grounds. 'Boc' is an ancient, mystical character, born in 1996 to a group of bored students.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2002
Start All The Clocks reviews
Written under the influence of a Double:) Credit where credit's due to W.H. Auden obv, the NEAB 1998 GCSE Anthology, and my great friend RuthBerg, who did this first. Oh, and don't worry about the Duck references. It's an old joke.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2002