Sage Valkiscohide bio
Author has written 58 stories for Friendship, Humor, Life, Young Adult, Horror, Nature, Love, Fantasy, Fantasy, General, Family, Humor, Song, and Supernatural. In my happy home i read the signs And there's no more crying In my happy home I barely breathe I write metaphoric poems. I love comparing emotions and events to simple things. I'm working on two stories and have a ton of ideas for a new story to write. But I'm just going to write a couple shorts for fun. ENJOY! And I'm always happy to meet new people so IM me. Painful Kisses is complete. Pain for Pleasure is complete... A pseudo prequel of Serj's life is being worked on. Mary Pretends I'm only starting. A new story is being worked on by Amaya Dwyn and I...other authors from around here are also adding their two cents to revising...I will give everyone who has helped credit in the end. I was inspired by the song Transylvania Concubine by Rasputina...so anyone who's read my stories can only imagine what I have in mind... Enjoy Ladies and Gentleman And welcome to my reality. The true reality Where everything is nonsense And everything is right SHOUT OUT! These people are friends of mine and I demand that you read and review their magnifico work so they are encouraged to write more, because, well they don't know this but they're all a bit special...Anyways here's the list! Melissa Lea Night Torchered Sakura Durine Amaya Dwyn Monkeyruler Spade McCole Tanzonite Black Swift297 |
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False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Many Tastes of Vinegar by Nails For Your Crucifix reviews
Based on the painting, "The Vinegar Tasters", which depicts the central ideas behind Buddhist, Taoist and Confucius philosophies. Please R&R. I will do the same.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
The Woods by demonicdragonicvampchick reviews
Jew, a loveable autistic boy from the town of Sleepy Hollow disappeared mysteriously. ten years later he is found in the same woods that he vanished from...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005
Angelo Scuro by Tortured Sakura reviews
the bringer of life and death...with the power to destory the world...the bearer of love and hope...and a little boys the age of 6 with wisdom beyond his years...what will happen to the earth...and what is Azerath?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Moons of Uranus by Wezen Solo reviews
Six short poems in free verse describing nine moons of the planet Uranus.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2004
Breath Mint by Cryptic Insanity reviews
All's I asked if he wanted a breath mint. How was I supposed to know he'd take it personally?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2004
The Slut's Justice by Sylf reviews
They hurt me. So I hurt them. Prove that I was wrong... NOTE: strong language
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004
True Hearts by cookiemonster reviews
Its just a cute little love thing for Valentines Day...or as I like to call it, My Future Wedding Day!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004
Screwed Nursery Rhyme by Krazie Kracker reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep, hanging from my own bed sheet..
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2003
Confession Of The Undead by EvelynWhitly reviews
An unusual man comes in the dead of night to Father Ciaran's curch... and makes a rather unusual confession.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003
Smile as you fade Away by FrOg-On-A-lIlY-pAd reviews
Poor Deni... You might call this a slightly twisted little story. I edited the 1st chapter from a while ago, so hopefully it still makes sense!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
Vampire's Tryst by Ravarath reviews
As a vampire, it was forbidden for his kind to ever reveal himself to a human, not kill her and tell their kind's secrets. Much less fall in love with the mortal. But he did, and discovered something forbidden.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Among the Cinders by R.A. Sears reviews
Inspired by the nursery rhyme. Lil Polly Flinders sat among the cinders, warming her pretty lil toes. Her mother came and caught her, and whipped her lil daughter, for spoiling her nice new clothes... Not a happy story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Complete
Games of the Knife by Autumndark reviews
She was some kind of teenage messiah. He thought she was crazy. But it didn't change the fact that she'd hired him . . . to kill her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002
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A Life From Another's Eyes reviews
Sort of a prequel to Serj's life from Pain from Pleasure only with a twist.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005
Mary Pretends reviews
I guess I'm putting this in Fantasy because it's a fantasy of mine, with some touch ups. Mainly about an insane girl who grows up and meets someone who helps her think straight. A little bit of supernatural stuff will be in here.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/7/2004
Le Chateau du Vin de Vie reviews
This is a vampire story (once again) written by Me and Amaya Dwyn (My Cousin) I was inspired by Transylvania Concubine by Rasputina and Lumina by Joan Osbourne...Look up the lyrics..some of the characters are mine, others her, see if you can figure which
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2005
Something of Beauty reviews
I had a sudden interest in roses...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/25/2005
Whispers reviews
A year ago a classmate of mine was murdered, and I just recently read "The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold, and so I was influenced to write this...Enjoy...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/27/2005
Wondering reviews
Have you ever wondered what it's like to get everything you ever wanted from the wrong person and wrong time?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2005
Smoking Gun reviews
My cousin asked me to be in his band...Though I'd write a song for him...it can apply to a chick or a guy...so it'll work for his guy band...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/30/2005
Forever Together reviews
Strangely inspired by Eraser by Nine Inch Nails. I'm very proud of this, tell me if I shouldn't be. Basically an obsession gone over the edge. PG-13...it's creepy and wrong.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/23/2005
Pain for Pleasure reviews
Not your average vampire. She soon finds out that she's not alone. Just read it. Too many conflicts to put into one summary. I'm starting over on this as well...::COMPLETE::
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,683 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 8/17/2003
Acid Emotion reviews
I have an anger...I'm angry in general...not directed at anything or anyone...just anger...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
Putrid reviews
It won't end...It's a circle that leads to nothing...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/15/2005
Abidemi and Atoya Shante reviews
I really doubt this is that humurous...but it's random and might entertain you people...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/13/2005
The Documents of Henry Pullond reviews
Inspired by Zhane's "slut's justice" All documents are in chronological order... COMPLETE
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004
Painful Kisses reviews
Ugh...I wanted to write a vampire short. Yea I could have put it in pain for pleasure...but I didn't wanna use any of those characters and I didn't wanna introduce anew one...so here it is...enjoy you bastards...COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004
Damn Humans reviews
As you can tell...I'm aweful at poetry...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/30/2004
Maniac reviews
I was fantasizing one day about killing someone...My method was too gruesome and sick for words...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/29/2004
Stolen Innocence reviews
Umm... Just read? It's something thats been on my mind. And need to get it out in some form.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/20/2004
Distress reviews
Recent happenings, way to get things out, hope you enjoy...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
Life is Suffering reviews
True meaning of life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004
Black Roses reviews
Sex, Pain, Blood, Tears, and Sweat
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2004
Paradox reviews
I hate my mother. I love my mother. A paradox.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004
Hobby reviews
The mind of a killer
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004
Eraser reviews
It's odd...But it's free verse shit, Enjoy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/3/2004
My Body reviews
I was power to the feminine one night. I think this poem is umm, odd for me, but oh well. Strangely inspired after watching Whale Rider, no clue how, but I think it's good. Bon Apetite
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004
Blood, Red Blood reviews
Blood is such a beautiful color when fresh.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/12/2004
Mother's Punishment reviews
Inpsired by a powerful rain...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004
Grandpa reviews
Dedicated to my grandfather who's knowledge and talents I took for granted...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2004
Feel Good reviews
My end...inspired by the song Mad World
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
Paradise reviews
A man came up to me one day and told me of a paradise...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2004
Pop reviews
I heard something crack, pop, crackle in my head and I think this is what it was
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004
I Love You reviews
Blah, I feel like such a sap after writing this, but its my emotions and I ahd to let them out...It's basically about how I Love You has lost its meaning...Enjoy..
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/22/2004
Running reviews
Metaphor of Life...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/19/2004
Fur reviews
There was no where else to put this, It was inspired by the 11th Satanic Rule of the Earth, and I had werewolves on the mind and its a combination of both...Enjoy
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/15/2004
Rave reviews
Just a rave, rated for sexual context...I wrote while in a downer mood...Hope you enjoy...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2/8/2004
Moonlight reviews
something i wrote inspired after staring at the beautiful full moon
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/22/2003
Typing Maniac reviews
I just have to keep typing can't stop must keep typing i cna't stop my hands are possesed by a higher energy than my own AHHHHHHHHH!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2003
Happy Endings reviews
My friend asked me to write a poem for him... And this is what I wrote...Hope you enjoy...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/15/2003
Rainstorm reviews
This is suppesdly a rainstorm...i got too deep in though and ruined to poem...but o well...i still think its good
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/20/2003
Anxiety reviews
A councelor gave me this idea and I really liked it...It might help other understand themselves
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/20/2003
Sane reviews
Going sane in a crazy world
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/13/2003
True Depression reviews
This wasn't written by me but I thought it should be put on here
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003
Poor Mother Earth reviews
I wrote this when i was upset about people...cuz I don't agree with how this world works
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003
Is It Pain? reviews
I have no clue where this came from...i'm going to assume it would be hard to understand...i think it has symbolism in it...u tell me
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/18/2003
Death Row reviews
From the eyes of someone being put to death
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/16/2003
Why can't I be Happy? reviews
I was trying to undesrstand why I'm never happy for what I have in my life...Hopfully I could answer these questions
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/11/2003
Hearts Suck reviews
Why I can't get it over...The heart stops me...How could something so inferior stop my hand from slicing my skin?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2003
Typical Life reviews
A typical american teenage day
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2003
Glass Heart reviews
I had this really weird emotion one day. This was the best wya I could describe it
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2003
To Fly before you Die reviews
Quick thoughts of someone before they take a final jump
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003
Alcohol reviews
Whats the point of it? Why do people do it time and time again after they see what the outcomes are?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/25/2003
My Carnival reviews
Makes you feel at home
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/24/2003
Barbie Sex reviews
BARBIE'S ARE NOT INNOCENT! THEY ARE NOT SIMPLY A CHILD'S PLAY TOY!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2003
Bored Enough to go Crazy reviews
I have so many dark poems I thought I'd make a humorous one...Hope you enjoy ^.^
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003
Imaginary Gun reviews
I have my own little Imaginary gun locked and loaded
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Letter to Insane reviews
A letter wrote myself...very interesting and will get you thinking
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/22/2003
Sucidal Death reviews
Whatever. Something I wrote after expeirencing a death.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/10/2003
My Four Walls reviews
This is something from my lil messed up head. If you agree i'm insane tell me. NONE OF IT IS TRUE! JUST INSANITY!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/8/2003
Broken Heart reviews
This is a little poem I wrote when I lost a very close friend...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/16/2003