SenatorBlitzhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Romance. une petite interview type thing update (01/17/2015) past regenerations: you may know me or my stories from my past life as dongindetonic on the amazing website thewriteaway. if you recognize me, holler! if not, forget that regeneration. it was far too addicted to sugar. une petite interview-type thing (07/14/2014)
what (do i write): slash mostly. i may include het relationships, but the last time i was a girl it didn't end very well where (do you sleep): on the human's bed. i make him sleep on the floor. pesky brat. when (do i update): check my tumblr for information on that and for more information about my sad little life (fictionpress won't let me link. it's literally just senatorblitz dot tumblr dot com) why (am i here): not by choice i tell you. the angels fucking stole my fucking tardis so i'm stuck until i come up with a better solution. how (much do i love reviews): i'm a stranded timelord with an unhealthy fascination with cereal. what do you think? other (things i do): eat cereal, imagine better plots for porn, and collab as cybersheep with the lovely faerie-gumdrops and hatetohope |
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The Way Things Aren't by your one true banana reviews
I have anxiety issues and I don't like surprises. The boy at the table next to me flashes me a sketch of two guys going at it. Yup. My fiancee has absolutely nothing to worry about. SLASH, M/M. T for now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/15/2017
Soma by cybersheep reviews
Twitchy, ailing Col is tasked with kidnapping a corpse-hoarding waiter, Molly, who may or may not be clinically insane—all while avoiding being turned into human talcum powder by an ambiguous violinist dead-set on revenge. Slash (M/M). Rated for language, violence, and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,927 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 10/10/2013
The Sleeping Villain by WaterBudget reviews
A narcoleptic and a self-proclaimed villain, Nicolais kidnaps the heiress to the throne of Mielind. The heiress, Jeanne Butterfly Jillet, isn't taking that lightly...even if her handsome and sarcastic kidnapper is.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,474 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014
Kissing Winter by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Small-town delinquent Ren Buchanan's life hits a speedbump when a blood-covered boy turns up in his bed, claiming to be his. Ren isn't even into guys - especially ones who steal his food, criticise his haircut, and claim to be terrifying incubi. And then the murders start. Slash (M/M), smut, violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015
Biting Bullets by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Seymour is an expert in killing time, and wants nothing more than to hang out with his cat, eat chalk, and occasionally fantasise about dirty sex with his bastard ex-boyfriend. Ira is an expert in killing people, and all he wants is Seymour. Slash (M/M). Explicit smut, swearing, and violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,252 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Complete
White Privilege by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Dex has to go through life as a blond, blue eyed black person. It's not so easy, okay? Assorted adventures of Dex and the boys he knows and loves.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 9/9/2014
The Sudden Visibility of Sound by seventhswan reviews
A year after an accident that left him blind, Caid finally has a plan for Getting On With His Life. Unfortunately for him, he didn't leave room for falling in love with his sister's fiancé, who happens to be his new roommate. M/M slash. *Discontinued (but now with epilogue)*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,205 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 3/26/2012
Serious (As a Concussion) by Ventracere reviews
Scott and Kelsey were close. Past tense. He isn't sure what exactly happened, but after hiding a concussion to continue playing he finds himself waking up in a hospital with nothing to do but a story to retell. And hopefully, Scott can find what went wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Complete
Jinxing Remy by Lulu the Llama reviews
Remy has issues, sure, but nothing compared to what happens when he becomes known on the streets as the biggest and baddest mofo around, all due to a misunderstanding. So what's he to do when a REAL violent thug comes barging into his life, ready to beat him into slush in order to take his status? SLASH -COMPLETE! (SKoW Winner)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Riverkill by Bathe Me in Black reviews
I am not falling for my best friend's killer. I am not falling for my best friend's killer. I am not falling for my best friend's killer. I write this on a cue card every morning and smile and piss my way through the days, because I am not—well, you get the picture. [M/M SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013
The Boy Who Dyed Red by Lulu the Llama reviews
Chance is a fallen angel and he's got problems, man. He wants to become a full fledge angel again — he really does — but things get hard (ahem) when it comes to that pesky (but attractive) demon who won't stop interfering... SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Inferno by The Original Psycho reviews
When you're the most hated and formidable guy in school, there are some secrets that are best kept secret. Especially from the tall gothic guy, misfortunately named Fang, who seems to want to murder you with every weapon in existence. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010
Skeleton City by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Seems like everyone round here is just waiting for something.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
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8 am to 3 pm reviews
Meet Stephen Elliot, the thug prince, magnificent and violent is he. Stephen has three simple rules: never get involved, never fall in love, and never have a drink with a Man United fan. He's pretty good at keeping these rules…until he meets Austen. M/M, Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/10/2013
Adam and Evan II: Evan and Hell reviews
Our favorite shut-in is back and trying to get the hang of making friends, a long distance relationship, professional nudie photography, and, of course, not turning into a melted puddle in the sunlight...rated for language and smut. Slash M/M XD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 10/20/2013
A Series of Incorrigible Gentlemen reviews
Some superheros fight crime. Other superheros save worlds. And some save girls from crappy relationships so that they can date them. Wait...what? Contains M/F & Slash, M/M. Rated for language and smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Complete
Sterile Field reviews
Finding love in the operating room is kind of hard when you aren't allowed to touch anything...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2016
Adam and Evan reviews
When you're a 16-year old shut-in with a deadly skin allergy and the communication skills of a rock, things like handsome devils dropping into your bedroom in the middle of the night might take a little bit of getting used to. Okay a lot of getting used to...Rated for language and smut. XD. Slash, M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,277 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Because Eff You, That's Why reviews
Hadley fakes suicides. Mace fakes orgasms. Win is faking something, but he's a ninja at keeping the secret. So what happens when these lords of façade are stuck in one dorm room for a year? Chaos, of course. And love. Which is pretty much Chaos with flowers. M/M/(M?) slash. rated for language, sex, violence, & such amusing stuff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012
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