Author has written 4 stories for General.The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
It is my observation that too many people are spending money that they haven't earned to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like.
It takes money to look this cheap.
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