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Joined 03-05-02, id: 180248
Author has written 4 stories for General.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

It is my observation that too many people are spending money that they haven't earned to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like.

It takes money to look this cheap.

Now remember, if you want to flame me I will accept them all graciously but beware, because I know kung-foo, karate, and 47 other dangerous words.

Send me an email if you have any questions. Even If its about how--terribly--bad and wondrously malignant fics they are. That said, anything IS welcome.

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Skin Wisdom
The title explains a bit.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 10/30/2002
Amidst The Trees I Go Freely reviews
Not a love poem, mostly angsty, some things should be taken literally.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/23/2002
The Knife That Cuts reviews
The title says it all really, it's about depression. I would like to hear anyone's response to it, so please review. Thanks
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2002
Devoid Of Life reviews
What do you think the illness is, a pschological one, but more than one, a combination of different things.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2002
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