I am young, cute, a college student, blonde, rich, and have a size C--er, wait, what do you mean this isn't a personals ad?

Okay okay!

I am a cynical whose a writer at heart. For every good thing I see, I also find a dozen bad things as well. Which means I hate most people and I think the great lot of the writers out here on the 'Net should be smacked upside their head until they finally learn that Mary Sues are BAD, bad spelling and grammer is inexcusable, and their plots have about as much substance as the words, "I did not have an affair with that woman."
I am here at because, like most other shallow people, I like to waddle in false praise. Wait, did I just write that?