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Joined 03-07-02, id: 181060
Author has written 11 stories for Historical, Humor, General, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, General, Life, and Religion.
hi hi. So...I'm sure you don't wanna hear about me, but too bad!

I love: love, life, Sarah McLachlan music, anything by Orson Scott Card, Dragons, Faeries, Lord of the Rings, ballet & dance, stars, sleeping, chocolate, food, sugar, being loved, good reviews

I really like: Poe music, fingertips, drawing (even though i pertie much suck), Friends, Anne McCaffrey, Piers Anothony, Arthurian Legends, Pride and Prejudice, Shakespeare in Love, Quills, 10 Things I Hate About You, Natalie Merchant, writing, fantasy art, history, olden days, Shakespeare, Will & Grace, haagen-daaz macadamia nut brittle ice cream, the beach, mint, feeling of sunshine, bright colors, the list goes on!

dislike: people who spit, not understanding, dishonesty, math, control freaks, pain, judgementals, fear, spiders, sacrificing my life for school, dirtiness, parting with my $

have come to accept: that sometimes your best isn't close to good enough, not everyone can like you all of the time, sometimes you need to stick up for yourself but that isn't possible, you can't have everything you want, life is better in retrospect

"wasted time that you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time" ~ TS Elliot

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GOD was a mischievousman reviews
well, he was!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003
A Former Silhouette
Meet Valerie, Miss Seattle 1983. Nothing but a silhouetted shadow...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 3/30/2003
Wasted Time
Time you enjoyed asting is not wasted time! And neither is Iona's.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Published: 3/30/2003
Jasmine Jasmine
Black, gold, rich oil has taken over. Jasmine Jasmine is from the future. Can she save the world and change the future?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Published: 3/30/2003
Jungle House
It was always you...a splurt of something akin to dreaming
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Published: 10/30/2002
Juicy Cherry When Inspiration Whizz Bang Bams Ya reviews
ooo those juicy dripping blood red cherries....what exactly is that state we're in when we're insipired? (yet another short poem by me)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2002
Stop the Music reviews
So what exactly is causing all of us teens to get pregnant? Is it our raunchy music?! duh! Should we stop the music...uh...(yet another satire assignment for school. whats up w/ this?!)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/7/2002
On Paper reviews
a few dumb poems about the wonders of the printed page. written in 5 minutes...quite fluffly material
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2002
Food Court Junkie reviews
Satirical rambling musings about the usefulness, uselessness, and overall nonsensicalness of the great american food court!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2002
The Musings of Joi reviews
Joi's adventures finding a parking space at the crowded mall! Discover her turmoil!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2002
Her Majesty (Queen Elizabeth I fic) reviews
Young, intelligent, beautiful Princess Elizabeth is about to crown herself Queen Elizabeth I of England. With a lot of luck and pluck, she will make it through...but what is the dark secret she must never reveal to her loving public?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/9/2002