Age: Woo! I'm 13! Finally!

Location: New York, Planet Bob, and Creedmore

School: Zoolander's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good

Writting Background: If you didn't read this before, I'll spare you. I've always written but never gave it a second thought. I never thought of myself as a writer. I don't think I wanted to be a writer. I wanted everyone to know me as the soccer player like this girl in my class is "The Singer", a boy is "The Soccer Player", "The Big Fat Retard", "The Smart One", and so on. Now, I'm becoming "The Writer".

I've had my friends snatch stories I've been trying to write in the middle of Spanish class, ya know... Snatch it, read it and slap me upside the head for not finishing it. They stalked me for the rest of the week, demanding the story done and given to them to read. It hurts getting hit so many times. :(

Hobbies: Writing... Reading... Soccer... Scaring small children and animals... Reading reviews *hint hint*

Sup to Kat, Kristen *Air hug back? Don't like hugs... Never really did. :Shrug, Sam and everyone else.

I am:
- Smart (Acedemically... Not in any other real way...)
- Dark n scary (I really am... I'm actually pretty suicidal if I think about it)
- Complicated (My life has more troubles as of right now when I'm 13 than ALOT of adults, I can guarantee)
- Elfkin’s Mrs. Clause
- Spaz’s crack dealer
- Pufu’s neuterer
- J Dawg’s bitch
- The Italian stallion’s personal rider
- *Cough* A "Feedback Whore"? Is that what the kids are calling it now-a-days?

Favorite things: My pens, all my loose leaf paper and notebooks, my computer, reviews...

If you wanna talk, drop me an email and book a time. My scheduele is very busy. 4 o'clock wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5 o'clock solve world hunger TELL NO ONE. 5:30 Jazz massage. 6:30 dinner with me (I can't cancel that again). 7 o'clock Wrestle with myself... LOATHING... I'm booked! Of course if I bump loathing to 9... I can still be in bed in time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness... Eh, I'm sure I could squeeze you in to chat. Anything for the fans.

Oh, and yes, I actually have a screen name DayumBassAzz. I just made it a little while ago. I'm strange. My new screen name, see above, is LonelyLilWriter. Feel free to IM me any time. I manage to be online almost all the time even with loghting, dinner with myself, staring into the abyss and etc.

Did I mention I love reviews?! I love them y'all. Make me happy please, and review. I live off reviews. Reviews keep me going. They're my drug. Review please and support my addiction. :)