Chris Creevy
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Joined 03-10-02, id: 182641
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, General, General, and Nature.
Hey kids. I'm a social guy but enjoy alone time. So I've taken to poetry because I dont start puberty till 19.
No I dont want to read your stuff, stop asking me, I'll find it on my own. And if you're goth, put down the pen and eat a Take 5, if you're emo...well, you're just a gayer version of goth.
What can I say, I'm trying to be an orginal when everything's been done. Oh, and side note, anything before 2005 is pretty terrible (because everything I write now is so great)
Long story shot, I'm an asshole and a snob, yes that is a cop out.
and I really want to mention that its hard to enjoy any good review when almost everyone on this site doesnt read enough. Damn it kids, go out and read some classic shit, or at least make it well rounded. Only read lord of the rings and harry potter? Go pick up Naked Lunch and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Read things you normally wouldnt. Read something that wouldnt make a good movie. Just do something different.
Half an apple -Chris.
Laughing At a Box Inc. Copywrite 2001-2005
Because its not worth stealing.
Life or What if You Hadn't Met Joel? by Sirena Brown reviews
Meet Joel. Can you answer his questions? (This is something to think about) Please R/R!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
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Srekahs Tlas reviews
You got it in you to go in.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005
Perfect Apathy reviews
Sounds like a 13 year old wrote it, and I dont like my own ending.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005
Happy Birthday President Tuba reviews
Hey if the title doesnt intrest you I'm not sure how this summary will, please review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2003
Oh No A Negro! reviews
Racial satire, dont take this to seriously but dont ignore the message either, please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2003
Spining Out Of Control reviews
BBC, CNN, and Fox News report to you the info you want to hear, at least thats what thats what staticis say. Satire, review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/16/2003
Noon reviews
A rich drug addict lives the most importent day of his life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16/2003
Dear Malice reviews
A letter to a friend, something that needs to be said.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/16/2003
Dr. Karate Chop Attorny At Law reviews
He's the only attorny to turn to when you need legal help. The into is now up, chapters to come.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2002
Jamey and the Squid Faced Ringo reviews
Crazy, lazy bread man!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/7/2002
Publice Service Message reviews
People will want to kill me for writing this, please read and review
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002
The Ghetto Farm House Story Time Special reviews
Yo, this story is phat, homies!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2002
The Great Gas Station Sketch reviews
Please,dont kill me about this one, read and review!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/23/2002
Nell Twisted reviews
Read it and you will either laugh or cry, dark comady comeback! Readers and reviewers wanted! ps, no editing was done to this story, spelling and grammer sucks! enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2002
Monkey Go Boom! reviews
Well, from the title you can tell this isnt about an exploding monkey. Hurry up and R/R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2002