Hey kids. I'm a social guy but enjoy alone time. So I've taken to poetry because I dont start puberty till 19.
No I dont want to read your stuff, stop asking me, I'll find it on my own. And if you're goth, put down the pen and eat a Take 5, if you're emo...well, you're just a gayer version of goth.
What can I say, I'm trying to be an orginal when everything's been done. Oh, and side note, anything before 2005 is pretty terrible (because everything I write now is so great)
Long story shot, I'm an asshole and a snob, yes that is a cop out.
and I really want to mention that its hard to enjoy any good review when almost everyone on this site doesnt read enough. Damn it kids, go out and read some classic shit, or at least make it well rounded. Only read lord of the rings and harry potter? Go pick up Naked Lunch and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Read things you normally wouldnt. Read something that wouldnt make a good movie. Just do something different.
Half an apple -Chris.
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Because its not worth stealing.