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Joined 03-13-02, id: 184006
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Fantasy, and Humor.

Oh dear. It seems that I have been gone a very long time.

But there is a reason for this! Oh yes there is!

Ahem* I have finally completed the two stories that I have been working on for two years: Jacob's Dream and its sequel,Jacob's Nightmare. Someday soon/eventually/maybe ever, I'll getcha those stories so you can read 'em.

They're great, really. But you won't be able to understand them at all, partially because they are written for and abouta specific audience that understands the little quirks of the characters (almost all of whom are based entirely off of real people), and partially because the whole storyline is very, very strange.

But you can read them anyway! ... Once I get around to posting them.

Also! I have another chapter of Dune Earth, and a slightly revised first one. Plus, I've started on a new novel which is looselybased off of the ideas inJacob's Dream and Nightmare, and I'll have that up as well... eventually.

Well, that's all for this year's post! See you in a few decades when I get the time to post again! Bye!

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Crazy Christmas Poem reviews
Blood. Lots of blood.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/5/2004
Dune Earth reviews
When a priceless artifact is stolen from Sandaea City, it is up to Jason Amidimaru Yami and his team of seasoned warriors to recover it. Along the way they find a secret that has shaped the world for thousands of years...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003
Don't Drink and Drive reviews
PG for violence. This is a story I wrote in Driver's Ed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/6/2003
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