schadenfreud
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Joined 03-15-02, id: 184630
Author has written 9 stories for General, Humor, Love, and Horror.

AWAY! AWAY, ALL YOU SCARY CLASSMATES AND OTHER CREATURES!

For privacy reasons and a very keen desire to snatch back the shredded remains of my dignity, please do not read my writing, if I happen to know you from anywhere. I warn you, your ears will bleed. And then your brain will start to ooze out from all orifices. I know, I know, if I don't want my writings to be read, I shouldn't publish my blazing failures across the hallowed halls of the internet, but it is the murderous paradox of the internet that one publishes work and yet remains perfectly anonymous, whilst hoping to receive feedback. In my defense,all of this was written a very, very, very long time ago.So just, scram. Brandishes menacing-looking scythe.

Bayside Funeral, In Flames by something-to-live-for reviews
war bad. peace good.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
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Sacrifice reviews
Listen. Listen. There are definitely more than four ways to slit a throat, but this way is best. Warning for morbid content.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2005
Mneme reviews
The poignance of remembering.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005
Frostbite reviews
To injure or damage by freezing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004
Standard Procedure reviews
The rocking rhythm of a lunatic’s words, they are crushing each other in its haste to be free, to poison-frighten any mind unfortunate enough to hear them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2004
Obscene Obsession reviews
She will never be noticed, will always remain forgotten, the little girl with the obscene obsession, always watching and waiting and wasting away.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003
The Love Poem Of Cheese reviews
Your presence is the 'mozza' to my 'rella', and when you're gone I'm cheddar...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2003
Ensanguine reviews
en·san·guine tr.v. To cover or stain with or as if with blood. (Rating for suicide. Experimental)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2003
Fairies, the little fairies reviews
Fairies, the little faeries. The innocence of first snow, palest shade of winter. The shivering frost, cold, but sweet and sugary. A tentative touch, a bubbling laughter, the lingering taste of honey.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/22/2003
Inverted reviews
Do you hear me? I hear you. I hear you scream voicelessly as you watch the pureness of your little soul swirl up, up and away... Leaving you here, rotting in the pure blackness of your own mind...Leaving you here, forever.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2002