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Joined 03-15-02, id: 185021
Author has written 34 stories for General, Romance, Humor, Horror, General, Nature, Young Adult, and Love.

Sup!

Holy crap, I've had this account for a really long time! I started Sways when I was 14, and now I'm 19, so holy crap. Time flies. So yeah,my earlier stuff consists ofall of my shitty,junior high stories and poems about a boy who, in restrospect, really shouldn't have been able to break my heart but did anyway. Then towards the middle of my list of stories, you'll find my eleventh grade confusion, where angst was all I could think about and express. And now, after a long hiatus, I'm back, and my new story They Are The Roses deals with who I am now--um, I don't fricken know. A romantic? A hopeless one? Perhaps hopeful? A mess?

Whatever.

I think it would be great if you poked around through my stories for a while! Pull up a chair, score some cheese-in-a-can, get comfy, stay awhile.

Here are some random facts about myself!

I love ultimate frisbee so much that you wouldn't even understand.

I drop things a lot. I'm not sure what's wrong with me, but if I'm holding several objects, one of em's going down.

I love to dance! To dirty songs, to old 80's songs, to catchytop 40songs, I don't care! I just love to dance! But seriously I dance with like the natural grace of a trained circus bear, I'm so bad.

Coca Cola and Starbucks beverages make me act like I'm on CRACK.

I fall in love with the wrong guys. Every time. I've never been in love and happy at the same time.

Hobbits are sexy.

I obsess over things that are really embarrassing, like Felicity and Big Brother. And hobbits.

I hate shoes. Fuck shoes. SHOES DO NOT REPRESENT YOU.

I fucking love Dane Cook.

I hate tomatoes, and in fact I am sort of scared of them. If they touch me, I'm just like FORGET IT I'M OUT. However, I loooove tomato soup. I have it every year for lunch on my birthday.

I need my cell phone to live. If I do not have itI die.

My goal in life is to catch a bird. It doesn't have to be a fancy bird like a penguin (although, ideally, it would be a penguin because penguins are my favourite animal) or a flamingo (certainly not a flamingo, because they are bitches. They are like 'look at me I am very pink, also I am very gay."), but even just a little sparrow or a seagull. I don't know why, but this has been one of my endeavours ever since I was like, eight. I just want to chase after one and hold it and let it fly from my hands.

My other goal in life is to be an extra in a zombie movie. I.love.zombies. I even have a book called A Zombie Survival Guide, and one time I was over at this guy's house, and I'm pretty much in love with him, and he was like "Look, Kate, I have a Zombie Survival Guide! Would you like to borrow it?" and i was like "No because I OWN IT, SOULMATE!"

THIS IS PRETTY LAME. I'm going to stop while I'm ahead; before I start talking about this one time when I accidentally went into the men's bathroom at Wal-Mart and this guy came in and was like "um wtf i think you're in the wrong bathroom" and i was like *deepens my voice* "um, No I'm not," or like how this other time I accidentally stole the Me, Myself and Irene soundtrack from HMV (interesting tidbit: I ended up working at that very same store five years later!).

Um, peace! lmao i can't believe i just said peace. It seemed appropriate at the time, and now I feel like a knob. Whatev, have a great day!

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Ashes in her Eyes by Tizzu reviews
The best of friends when they were seven, Molly and Alex are as different as night and day, and they haven't spoken for almost ten years. An unexpected move throws them back into the mix together, with rather chaotic results. Please R&R!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004
Unusual Bonds by Ren85 reviews
18 year old Amy is one lonely kid who finds her best friend in an unusual place....her 30 year old neighbor, Mark.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
In The Light Of A Scar by underjoyed reviews
"Self injury," I whispered, "is an extended form of vanity." Two poems and a short prose. Quite generalising, uses the term "we". I don't know what all SI-ers feel like, these are just my thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2003
My Teenage Life by joniellenmn.rr.com reviews
A story about me and my friends. Some experiences are made up, some actually happened. Names are changed to protect the not-so-innocent. Rated PG-13 for strong language (no sex). R/R please, lemme know what you think.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,852 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002
Invisible Me by S0daSt0nes406 reviews
This is a song I wrote about a girl who is in love with this dude but he's really popular...and shes really not and he doesn't really even know she exsists. Okay, nuff said just read!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2002
who wants cake? by leppyfencey reviews
a young boy and his epic adventure... or something like that. just read, it's strange and random, but entertaining.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 8/29/2002
The Morbid Side of Fairy Tales and Rhymes by joniellenmn.rr.com reviews
I made anti-fics and changed the words or ideas of popular fairy tales and rhymes to be...shall we say, a tad more morbid. R/R, let me know what you think!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2002
+Angels fall First+ by Lady Monaghan reviews
Dominic is a famous actor. When he gets to know Fiona his world changes like he never thought it could ...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002
A Box of Old Converse Sneakers by CloudNine1 reviews
An aproach of a man after the death of his brother. Could be seen, if wanted to as Joaquin Phoenix.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2002
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We All Fall Down reviews
I wrote this to get out a bunch of static in my head..I made three characters that each have one of the issues that I have in real life, and what will happen when their problems all collide?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 5/21/2004
Sways Again reviews
A sequel to Sways. It's a year and a half later in the Sways family's dysfunctional life, and it's getting weirder.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
Always The Sweet One reviews
He loves him..he loves him not
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004
Would You? reviews
Would you love me if you knew me, and would you know me if you loved me?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004
Is It Okay? reviews
Is it okay that that it's you that makes me feel this way?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2004
Good Enough For You? reviews
Aren't you too good for me? What are you still doing here?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2003
Keep On reviews
I want him to know that he can keep on doing everything he does to me and that I'm going to stop caring because he can't hurt me. But I'm lying to both of us.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2003
Sparrows reviews
About sibling rivalry in a family that is slowly falling apart. Mostly concentrates on the love-hate relationship between a brother and sister. (A "Sways-esque story, but slightly darker :)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003
Or Is It Me? reviews
I don't know what he's thinking when he's with me
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2003
Sways reviews
It's basically about the soap-opera-ish life of a girl who comes from a highly dysfunctional family. COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 51,761 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002
Worth It reviews
you're worth it no matter what they say
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003
Pretty reviews
He can look right through me and not be disgusted, so now I look in the mirror and like what I see.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Sky reviews
A boy changes almost over night, and no one knows why. Years later he finds a friend who could be his last chance if he can share the secret that changed him.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/15/2003
The River reviews
Some people feel the world a little more, I guess
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
Even Though I've Fallen For You reviews
I know that this guy doesn't like me back, but being with him makes me feel so happy that I'll settle for this..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/12/2003
Without Meaning reviews
Not my best effort...but it was late. This boy means the world to a girl, but he doesn't really take her seriously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
what can i do reviews
I'm not sure what this is about hehehe...it's just a bunch of words about a boy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2003
Complicate Me reviews
I don't know if i actually believe in love, but there's this guy that makes me want to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2003
why won't you reviews
I'm always happy when I'm with this one idiot, but I don't get why he won't let me make him happy too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002
Deserve You reviews
It's not actually about anyone in particular, just anyone who's ever made me mad, but it's just about my frustration about not being the happiest person in the world and not being able to do anything about it. Some language.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002
Reflection reviews
When you change, it's not always for the better
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/13/2002
Real Me reviews
I can't even tell if I'm alive anymore because it doesn't feel like it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/23/2002
Disease for a Remedy reviews
The one that made me better made me hurt again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002
Please Come Down reviews
just me wishing that things hadn't turned out the way they did
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2002
Give Me a Rainbow reviews
Give me a rainbow so I can dry from the rain....and so on :) Please read and REVIEW pleasepleaseplease!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/8/2002
What scares you reviews
I was scared last night and I wrote this, and got even more scared, so I thought I'd share :) Umm it's just what goes through your head when you're the only one awake in the house, and you're afraid and alone. It's really short, so please read and review.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002
Who You Are is No One reviews
Some words I wish someone would say to me if they'd just take a second to care.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2002
Never Let Go reviews
I kinda found out that it's not wise to put all your trust and happiness into a guy that just smiles at you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2002
Prayer reviews
My prayer to God. I've stopped wanting the the guy I've liked for forever....I guess I'll just wait now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2002
Hollywood reviews
Years after River Phoenix's death, it's not getting any easier to handle. He's still gone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/14/2002
Don't Turn Back reviews
Friendships don't last forever. Pleaser/r :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2002
Lost Star reviews
When a star burns out, can't he still light your way?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002
Don't Make Me Cry reviews
I don't know how to summarize it...It's about giving in to be happy...I don't know. Just read please :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2002
I Could Be an Angel reviews
Seth blames his father for saving his life...if Seth hadn't lived, how many could have lived?? *SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET POEM*
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2002