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Joined 03-17-02, id: 185782
Author has written 6 stories for General, Song, Fantasy, and General.


Yes, I AM living. Suprise Suprise. I've just been... err *tries to think of good excuse* busy... yeah, thats it

Anyway, i have sevral new items up, 'The Secret Life Of Bob' an intersting thing Sarah and i wrote during math (we are still adding more) and new chapter to 'Conversations with The Marauders, Lily and Kittius' and a new LoTR story, another piece of devils spawn writtin by myself and the lovely Shire_draft.

I am an twelve year old that lives in La-La land, but I also have a nice summer home somewhere in the US. My daddy told me he hatched me out of an egg, but I stole scraps from our dog’s food bowl and wouldn’t go away, so the Wildlife and Game Committee told my mum and dad to keep me. I have an IQ of 125 (ahha! it rises! it rises!), so yes I am smarter than my brother, but that’s saying a lot because he spends his time watching “ed, edd and eddie” re-runs and harassing people on the Harry Potter Chat room, so, the chances are that you are smarter than him too. My hobbies include reading Lord Of the Rings (and sometimes Harry Potter), writing Marauders and Lord Of the Rings and drawing Lord Of the rings, oh yeah, and I like to eat nectarines, cheese, (which I cant any more because I am gosh-darnitall lactose intolerant!!!!) and green apples while sing really annoying camp songs and old, lost and forgotten Michael Jackson songs at the top of my voice. I also have a with Puff the Magic Dragon, but we wont go there… I am told that the cookies I make are quite good, but you have to wonder what exactly I put into them *evil cackles*. I also like to write emails to my good friend, Calistra Black, cause she rocks, and hang with my hommies, My Lily Dearest, My Jamsie-boy, my remmy-dearest and err... someother people. Most people tell me that I am a geek, but in fact, the all-knowing, all-seeing high school stereotype test tells me that I am a hippie and a Goth, so go have fun figuring that one out. My favorite movie of all time is Lord Of the rings (goin to see the 2nd one tomorrow!!!) and i also like Monty Python and the holy grail and Monty Python might as well be my favorite show as well. Umm… lessee… the only other interesting thing about me is that I look like Pippin (yes, it was frodo, but Danielle decided i was Pip and she was merry). My mottos are “I put the ASS in ASTHMATIC" and “when life gives you hell, make helljuice!”

~Sam ‘Nacasara’
P.s, look me up on neopets under ebony77 forsaken_coyote77, padfootgurl77 (guess what my favorite number is?!), or garlic_pasty
P.s.s I don’t care what you think, but my mommy says I’m special

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Disturbing Songs and Poems that dont even rhyme reviews
Self explanatory. Me and my friends make these up all the time
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 6/7/2002
Story Time With Sam reviews
Hmm... what happens if you let me tell stories to 20 3-9 year olds at the communty libray??? *chapter2* Prongs guest stars
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002
The Angel of Misunderstanding reviews
I wrote this poem at my brothers baseball game. It has a very deep meaning to it, see if you can figure it out. If you can, i'll post an explantion when i get 5 reviews on it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2002
Nova Scotian Cinderella reviews
I had to write this for a school project. It's Cinderella in nova scotia, but i think you could tell that by the title. My English teacher is going to get it published for me!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2002
My little froggie song reviews
This is a song about a froggie that i like to sing to annoy...well.. everyone. Try it! It works! and if it doesn't- full money back gurrente (your not gettin' notin, doofus!)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/12/2002
Tick-Tock- a poem about death reviews
This is a poem about my near death when i was 7 years old. these are my memories of being an inch from the cold, icey sea, of the unknown underworld (oh my! Dont i feel melodramatic???)
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002
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