Author has written 1 story for General.Hi, hi. You looked me up, you lucky dog you.
Not much to say. I hail from Seattle, I'm an intermittently professional artist (read: often unemployed), and I like bacon. I wear clothes. I have a number of internal organs.
...and I specialize in humor, as should be blindingly obvious to anybody glancing down my story list. I try to keep myself amused--hope it works for you too. Now go read something else.