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Joined 03-18-02, id: 186255
Author has written 1 story for General.
Hi, hi. You looked me up, you lucky dog you.

Not much to say. I hail from Seattle, I'm an intermittently professional artist (read: often unemployed), and I like bacon. I wear clothes. I have a number of internal organs.

...and I specialize in humor, as should be blindingly obvious to anybody glancing down my story list. I try to keep myself amused--hope it works for you too. Now go read something else.

Shorty by The Kingdom reviews
a short erotic crhonicle.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002
A Vague Dissatisfaction
An ambient sort of musing. Very general. Does not involve blood, death, depression, or being treated horribly at school.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 1/22/2003