Ahem. Okay, first of all I'm a cat. Yes, you read that previous line correctly. I'm a particularly hungry member of the feline species who enjoys napping, wet cat food (I hate the dry stuff), and getting warm by sleeping on top of furnace ducts. I like being petted and will occasionally jump up onto your lap and fall asleep there while being stroked. *Puuuurrrr...*
Oops. Sorry. Lost myself for a second there. Anyway, I pride myself in being rather intelligent and I know how to open doors and type stories. Both skills are important for when I sneak into my owner's room to make use of his computer. Don't tell him, though!
I love the outdoors. Any chance I get I'll be bawling to be let outside. I can't get enough of the fresh air, the dewy grass, the chasing of small birds and animals...er, nevermind.
So, what does any of this have to do with my position as an author, you ask? Nothing at all! That's why I'm writing it, of course!
I will tell you one thing, though. I love videogames. I'm a very devoted gamer who spends most of his time playing his owner's systems when he isn't looking. I particularly like the Kirby, Mario, Metroid, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man, and Zelda series of games. Shingeru Myamoto, Sonic Team, and Capcom are geniuses, it's true.
One more thing before I go: I've been unable to log on to FanFiction.Net for the past few months due to unknown reasons. I suspect that the reason why is my owner's computer, but I cannot tell for sure. Luckily, I'm the kind of cat who travels a lot. Very recently I have been able to use another computer to get online and have been able to update/create stories from there. When I go back home, however, I shall be forced to try using my owner's computer again.
If there comes a time in the future when there's no updates to my stories for a long time, you can expect the reason why is because I can't log in. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Anyway, that's all I can say for now, cause right now I've gotta go lick myself clean. See ya! Meyow!
Stoney: Hello, people! Been a while, hasn't it? You can cancel those orders on funeral gowns and tuxes, 'cause I'm still alive. Good thing, too. Being dead kind of tends to hinder my writing a bit, y'know?
ANYway, I'm glad to be back. I've spent the last two months writing updates for ALL my stories. No, you don't have vison problems, and that isn't a typo. ALL my stories. For those who have been waiting for me to update Kirby 64 and Mind Games, get out the balloons and confetti. Throw a party. Run around with a big sign strapped to your back proclaiming Armegeddon is here, 'cause if that isn't a sign that the apocalypse is upon us, then the human race might as well be immortal.
It's still in the preliminary stages, but I'm beginning to get some ideas on how to incorporate the Final Fantasy characters into The Crossover Saga. Not sure which game in the series I'm gonna use, though. I'm kinda leaning towards numbers 1, 6, 7, and maybe 9, but like I said, it's still in the preliminary stages. Anybody wanna request a character or villian?