elodie
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Joined 03-24-02, id: 189087
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Historical, General, and Romance.
JACK. How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.
ALGERNON. Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
JACK. I say it's perfectly heartless you're eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.
ALGERNON. When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in very great trouble, as anyone who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.
JACK. Well, that is no reason why you should eat them all in that greedy way. takes muffins from Algernon
ALGERNON. Offering tea-cake I wish you would have tea-cake instead. I don't like tea-cake.
JACK. Good heavens! I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden.
ALGERNON. But you just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins.
JACK. I said it was perfectly heartless of you, under the circumstances. That is a very different thing.
ALGERNON. That may be. But the muffins are the same.
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Hey, I'm elodie. Of course, that's not my real name, but I'm a private person.

A few books I enjoy are Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Orchid Thief, Le Divorce, Sloppy Firsts and Please Kill Me - The Uncensored Oral History of Punk. That last one is actually a great book. If you're a fan of punk, it's terribly interesting.

I like Hemingway, but I think Shakespeare and Homer are overrated. Although, I don't mind watching Shakespeare, I think it's a terrible idea to have to read it for a class. Not that many people in my Honors English class in a relatively intelligent school actually get it without watching a performance. Homer is just bad and pointless.

I love Broadway musicals, especially Hair, Rent and Jesus Christ Superstar. I am in no way religious, but JCS really sparked an interest in theology for me. And this is coming from a very strong and pig-headed athiest.

I like to sing and am a classically trained soprano. It's kind of a saving grace of mine. I think of it as the only thing that I'm truly excellent at. I'm a mediocre writer, student, actor, musician (I play the clarinet) and I'm not as funny and witty as I want to be. So it's the one true thing that I really cling to to say that I actually have a purpose in life.

Obviously, I like to write, however I have a LOT of trouble finishing stories. My attention span is most terrible. In my six years of attempting to write novels, I have finished exactly one. Yeah. One. And that was a Rent fan fiction. It's on FF.N under the same name. While I have attempted many, I have still only finished one.

Which brings me to the status of the stories I currently have posted here.

Current Stories

Moonlight Like the Dawn of Time - My current story. This is the first time in a very long time I've been able to write. Please bear with me through the awful writing. Funny enough, a Tom Cruise movie thatmy history class watchedinspired me.
Gravity is Not Responsible - Discontinued. I got bored.
Easy is the Descent - I will eventually finish this sometime. For now, it's on hiatus.
When Lilies Bleed - Discontinued.
Leilani - I haven't worked on this one for awhile, but I still have hopes of eventually finishing it. It's one of my favorites.
Hue of Color - Discontinued.
The Turquoise Beads - Discontinued.

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The Story of Jude and Josie by S. Renee reviews
FINISHED Jude and Josie met when they were both just young children in London. As the years go by their friendship survives, and soon turns to romance. But what will happen when WWII strikes?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Missing In Action by Laredo reviews
When Dusty Kilmore and two of her classmates (Trent David- a stupid jock who's past is shrouded mystery, and Caroline- a girl who's dream is to be princess in a land of marshmellows) get stranded, missing home becomes the least of their problems.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,673 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 10/27/2003
The Other Side of the Mirror by Never Knows Best reviews
A girl who has been betrayed by everyone she's ever known; a boy who has lost everything he's ever loved; their first meeting is through a traumatizing kidnapping experience, but can these two strangers find hope in each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,903 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
Poor Little Rich Girl by Rosemarry Underhill reviews
Madison Montgomery has just lost her mother, her best friend, and the only boy she thought she'd ever love. She now has to start a new life in a town where no one understands her...except, him.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,615 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 5/6/2003
Eight of Nine by Socially Inept Kitchen Boy reviews
Important Author's Note Rachel is an American whose never been in love Sam is a jaded London screw up who's given up on falling in love again when Rachel visits a friend in London, Sam decides it would be fun to be her very own tour guide FIN
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Weeping May Endure by marijke reviews
Cassie is leading her family to Oregon. Everyone who she could lean on is leaving her. Will she always be so alone? Find out, and be sure to read the suprise twist in Ch. 11
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 6/5/2003
Where We Left Off by otahyoni reviews
PostWWII reunion between two old friends, as they attempt to navigate what's left of their relationship, if anything. Complete.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Zoe by Leilani reviews
Zoe runs away from her immature mother, seeking independance above all. But she meets Finn, a college boy who just might get in the way of her plans.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,143 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 8/11/2002
Tears of a Memory by Krispykrunchie reviews
this is my first romance...its not that long because Im not very good with this type of thing. Its about a girl who was raped when she was 13 and can never trust men. but starts falling for a punk boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003
The Red Mill by sparklingdiamond8723 reviews
Rosa is an actress in Bohemian France. Tristan plays the piano for her songs. Both of them are more than they appear. And when their love is discovered, the result will take them out of France and into the farthest corners of the world
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
The American Way by Shadow Stranger reviews
One companies viewpoint of fighting - and surviving - the Vietnam War. (rating may go up with some battle scenes and such) R/R please
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2003
Arguments with Shakespeare by Simon Psyc reviews
Is a blueberry muffin not a man? If you prick it, does it not sit there doing absolutely nothing?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2003
Westward by Lonelybubble reviews
1846. A family nears bankruptcy, and is forced to pack up and move west in search of a new beginning. Follow them through the trials and tribulations of the hardships of their journey.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003
A Life Not Worth Living by XxdiamondkweenxX reviews
Mental abuse, physical abuse, social abuse, eaing disorders, rape, fights- For me, Life's just not worth living
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Story of A Lonely Girl by Tasha Bean reviews
*COMPLETED* Lily Thomson lives a crappy life, but there may be ONE guy that can change how she feels about life. This is the diary of Lily. Rating for future violence.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Complete
Teamwork by Miska reviews
Completed- In the middle of World War II, a spunky journalist and cynical captain are thrown together- an unlikely pair. As sparks fly, they learn to work together- and ultimately realize their feelings for each other. R/R
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002
That Perfect Someone by Ponderer reviews
*Finished* Jordan just wanted to be a writer. She didn't ask for much more than that...until she realized it was really what she wanted from the beginning. R/R!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002
The Star by gorillazgal86 reviews
{Finished} A young jewish girl and the forbidden romance that will haunt her for the remainder of her days. The story of her survival and unsurmountable strength and a love that will overcome all.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,121 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002
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Moonlight Like the Dawn of Time reviews
1912 - The RMS Titanic sails on her doomed maiden voyage. Will Bridget O'Reilly, a third class passenger, survive? Will a young honeymooning couple? Fate intertwines each and every life aboard ship. And at the end, they all have a story to tell.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2004
Gravity is Not Responsible reviews
As the great Mark Twain once said, "Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love." Witness four love stories, interconnected in one way or another. Is this the stuff that dreams are made of? Perhaps it is much, much better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2004
Easy is the Descent reviews
The year is 1940 and Annelise Christensen is trying to cope. She mourns her brother's death, Denmark's invasion by the Germans and her own perpetual lonelieness. How will David Rozinbaum, her Jewish neighbor, help her cope?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
When Lilies Bleed reviews
Freddie O'Leary likes to help people in need. Mariah is in need and needs help. Can he break through her shell and give her the one thing she craves most: love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003
Leilani reviews
When Maris moves to a new town, she expects it to be the usual hellhole that most schools are. But when she finds herself making a friend, and even meeting a boy she likes, she rethinks her position. But what if her bad history catches up with her?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
Hue of Color reviews
1968 - The pain and triumphs of a Vietnam soldier before, during and after the war.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 7/27/2002
The Turquoise Beads reviews
All her life, Roxanne has felt the eyes. They've watched her, comforted her, surrounded her. Now confronted by the eyes in person, Roxanne finds her whole world turned upside down. Is it for the better or worse?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2002