Hi! I guess that you’ve been lured into my heinous trap of storylines! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA!
Oh, sorry, just one of my more insane moments. If you are here, for whatever reason, I hope that you’ve just reviewed on of my fics. Whatever it was, I guess you enjoyed it and that you “want more”. When you scroll down, you’re likely to find such a hectic mishmash of stuff that you’ll never find a similar fic. Sorry, I have a really strange mind, one about as hectic as areas of writing.
This is a bio, right? I guess I should tell you something about myself. As long as you promise not to hunt me down because you're a strange serial psycho killer, I’ll tell you about myself. I'll just take it for granted you're not. Here goes:
Name? Why should I tell you?
Age? 2 by 7 equals... 27? No, something else...
physical appearance? about 5"11, black hair, hectic mish-mash of oversized shirts, perpetual “off in la-la land” look, cheap jeans...
Gender? Male, of course!
Grade? Freshmen
Coca-Cola or Pepsi? Sprite
boxers of briefs? Why the heck would you wanna know about my underwear?
Good or evil? Good, Evil is bad
Boyfriend or Girlfriend? Neither, but a girlfriend, if I had to pick between the two
favorite color? There is no color, just light waves bouncing off of certain types of objects
clique affiliation? None, really, I’m basically with whoever doesn’t swear and doesn’t shove me often
location? A small town somewhere
in Montana.

That’s about it for now.

Favorite one-liners:
Access denied--nah nani na nah nah!
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.