Professor Smith
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Joined 03-28-02, id: 190811
Author has written 10 stories for Song, Humor, Romance, Young Adult, and Love.

Hello. My name is Jackie. Please click the link above for some character blends that I made for my story "Friends Like Enemies". Oh, and please review it, too. I'd appreciate that. Yep. Maybe you can read "Futurama" as well. And, uh...all my stories, basically. Except "Run Away" and "The Freaky Alphabet Song". Those suck.

Okay, okay, enough of the shameless self-promotion. I'm currentlya teenagerand reside in the Northeast United States. I enjoy watching my friends getting hit with sticks by seven-year-old girls (it amuses me to no end...heehee) and, duh, writing. I also enjoy making blends, making music videos, and bossing people around. I'm short, and it used to bother me (a lot), but now I've decided that I don't really give a shit. My favorite bands of the moment are Bloc Party, Keane, OK Go, The Raveonettes, The Rasmus, Stop Calling Me Frank (my friend's band), and Jet. And The Donnas, too. I also like The Ramones. And this list could go on forever.

Check out my story archive (which also includes fanfiction and poems that are not on here), http://!

NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Due to the fact I have recently discovered that if you put something on a large site like this no one will want to publish it since it's "already been published" (I know, what a bunch of bullshit), I will not be posting anymore stories on here, and in fact might take some down if somebody wants to publish one of them. Instead, I direct you towards my archive, link above, for updates.

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Viva la Stone Bridge! by a Cornucopia of Love reviews
Mrs. Sturtz: Mr. Person is infuriated with the amount of pizza being delivered to this school. [A collection of high school quotes!]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,966 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Rednecks Drink Dr Pepper by Dart Gray reviews
My summer in an Oklahoma hick town looked pretty boring.. until I was caught with my shirt off.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
ADHD by Sexy-banana04 reviews
Marlon has Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. This story is about him tring to fit into a world that doesn't understand him. It also focuses alot on his family situation and how it effects his behaviour.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
My Psychotic Cat by Lizard420 reviews
This is about my kitten and what he gets up to on a daily bases.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2002
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The Oprah Cult reviews
A CULT! Have you completely lost your MIND? Oprah doesn't have a cult!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
All of This reviews
Go to school and sit in class and listen to mindless morons drone on and on, and slam your head against the wall, basking in triumph when the blood seeps from your head because at least you're feeling something for once.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006
Dust reviews
You left me here, standing in the dust.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/10/2006
Theory of Loveativity reviews
Have you ever wondered why you can never seem to get a date, even though there's nothing wrong with you? Renee Kingston has a theory about why this is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006
Friends Like Enemies reviews
What would you do if the closest and dearest friends you had suddenly left you out to dry? This is something Mitch Phoenix has to face in this tale of friendship, betrayal, and self discovery. Completed first draft.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 61,252 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
Passenger Seat
Her feelings for John had never been simple, never been easy to explain.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006
Simplicity reviews
You thought it would be so simple, didn't you? Well, you were wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005
Futurama reviews
A 15 year old boy contemplates his life while eating a bean burrito.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005
Run Away reviews
Alex Cortez has decided to run away from his insane home. The original was quite dull, until I spiced it up on my computer...my 6th grade teacher found it quite entertaining, maybe you will too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002
The Freaky Alphabet Song! reviews
Wow! What a crazy alphabet song with comments in between! My first non-Harry Potter fic, YAY!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5/15/2002