Mistress-Samwise
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Joined 04-05-02, id: 194941
MISTRESS-SAMWISE: Behold, it is I, the magnificent Mistress-Samwise!

RANDOM PERSON (thick British accent): 'e know that already!

MISTRESS-SAMWISE: Who asked you, you fairy?

RANDOM PERSON: Shut up or I'll bite 'our bleedin' 'ead off!

MISTRESS-SAMWISE: You know what, I'm cutting you off right now. And I'll be referring to myself as Amy, for I'm too lazy to type "MISTRESS-SAMWISE" every time I speak.

AMY: Now that's better. I am Amy, the author of many *cough* fine stories. My main genres are humor, angst, and--

ANGIE: Slash.

AMY: That's my sister, Chuggsy-- er, Angie. I refer to her quite often. Here's my favorite phrase for her: "I'm Angie. I'm a PEF. I don't care about slash, I just think they're QUEER."

ANGIE: Shut up, slasher.

AMY: Look, I'm trying to talk to my nice readers here. I don't need you bugging in every time.

(ANGIE leaves, muttering under her breath.)

AMY: There. So... About the slash. I like it canonized and fandomized and absolutely 100% F/S, baby. Anything else would be uncivilized.
But that brings me to the matter of my two very fine websites, Ring-A-Ding-Ding and Esprit De Corps. One is a general LOTR fansite, whereas the other is a F/S slash site. I have provided you the link to the former, being it the prolly more preferable site. I would be almost as thankful for your visiting it as your reviewing of my stories.
So I leave you to your business, be it for good or for awesome. I bid you adieu!