MISTRESS-SAMWISE: Behold, it is I, the magnificent Mistress-Samwise! RANDOM PERSON (thick British accent): 'e know that already! MISTRESS-SAMWISE: Who asked you, you fairy? RANDOM PERSON: Shut up or I'll bite 'our bleedin' 'ead off! MISTRESS-SAMWISE: You know what, I'm cutting you off right now. And I'll be referring to myself as Amy, for I'm too lazy to type "MISTRESS-SAMWISE" every time I speak. AMY: Now that's better. I am Amy, the author of many *cough* fine stories. My main genres are humor, angst, and-- ANGIE: Slash. AMY: That's my sister, Chuggsy-- er, Angie. I refer to her quite often. Here's my favorite phrase for her: "I'm Angie. I'm a PEF. I don't care about slash, I just think they're QUEER." ANGIE: Shut up, slasher. AMY: Look, I'm trying to talk to my nice readers here. I don't need you bugging in every time. (ANGIE leaves, muttering under her breath.) AMY: There. So... About the slash. I like it canonized and fandomized and absolutely 100% F/S, baby. Anything else would be uncivilized. |
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