Jake Dern
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Joined 04-11-02, id: 198135
Author has written 4 stories for Song, Sci-Fi, General, and Action.

Times, and I, have changed. I'm smarter, stronger, faster, and most importantly, writing more.

I live in the Northwest. My favorite food is Salt&Vinegar chips.

I am fortune's fool.

-Jake
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Poetry Pile reviews
Come. There are many poems here. Perhaps you'll find one you like.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 2/3/2004
REPULSE
This is a story about life, liberty, and kicking the tar out of various people. If you have any complaints, please reserve them for the end of the story. If reading that far is unbearable, then you don't really deserve to complain about it, do you?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Published: 2/6/2004
Is That Write? reviews
Time travel, in a unique setting, to distract you from what's really going on.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003
Super Sonic Racing reviews
Theme to Sonic R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/27/2002