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Joined 04-11-02, id: 198315, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, Fantasy, General, and Life.

Pretty soon, I'm going to become active on this site again! Yippee!

There's a story I'm probably going to post, already complete. It's a vampire comedy, so watch out for that. Also, I plan on editing a couple of the stories already on here, since I reread them recently and was appalled at the number of errors and amount of plot laziness I found there. Santa Substitute, for example, really needs more meat on its bones, poor thing.
I've also been trying my hand at erotic romance, and have had mixed results, so some of that may wind up posted as well.

Stories to be edited and reposted:
-Sing, Suzie, Sing: rename; edit for grammar, flow, and plot development
-Santa Substitute: edit for grammar, flow, and plot development (this one will likely be a big overhaul, so there will likely be new content)

Stories to be published:
-Lori: Cody's a normal guy, except his best friend is a vampire. When a vampire hunter comes to town, he has to protect her--but how? He's only human.

A bit about me, in case you're interested:
I'm a college student, and I just turned 25 (god, so old). I work part-time in a cigar bar and enjoy it for the most part, though when it's a home game (college football) it's pandemonium. Though I work in a cigar bar, I neither drink nor smoke cigars (not sure why they hired me, actually). I do smoke cigarettes, which is a nasty habit that NO ONE should EVER start. I started because I was bored, and it was a horrible mistake. They taste bad, and make me feel bad, but I can't give them up completely. I'm female, and will probably stay that way. Same goes for being single (boyfriends drive me nuts and I don't like girls).
Most of what I write is about the same. Girl's pov, romantic entanglement, humor, etc., but sometimes I like to try something different and see how it goes. Right now I'm working on a fantasy book that will hopefully come together (a bad case of writer's block has halted its progress for the time being), and a science fiction that is going to be downright awesome (by my standards) once I get to the writing stage.

If you want to know more about me--such as height, weight, hair color, residence--PM me. I shall give you the answers I feel like, and you shall stalk "me" with false information.

Little boy by xPainxTruthxBeautyxHeartbreakx reviews
Little boy, little boy, this is where the misfits go. Why don't you join us? Time goes slowly here
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
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Wrong Time
Italian sonnet form; musings of someone who does not belong in their own life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
Yams: A Ghost Story reviews
She thought that she would be doomed to a boring, ghostly existence forever, but when an amateur ghost hunter moves in, she finds her afterlife suddenly much more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
Changed reviews
It seems like everything in Lisha's life is changing: she's been suddenly thrown into a "relationship" and her little sister is pregnant. It becomes clear that things can never go back to the way they were, but can she move forward?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Normalcy reviews
All I ever wanted was to be normal. You know, go to college, get married, not transform into a creepy-looking man with giant bat wings. At least I got one out of the three.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008
Santa Substitute reviews
It's weird at first, putting on the fat suit. But you get used to it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rope reviews
Teenage boys, mermaids, undead cats, fairy slaughter, and the most successful loser of all time. Enjoy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2004
Sing, Suzie, Sing reviews
Complete. Chloe is a smalltown girl, Blake is one of the 'populars' from a large school, their parents are crazy. What can they possibly do when they discover they're betrothed? Make bad first impressions? Fight a lot? Try not to fall in love? You bet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete