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Okay I'm 17, and I live in Florida. It sucks, but I only have to be here1 more years. I'm a junior in high school. I'm a girl (just thought I'd add that).And I'm gay. I'm cheerfully pessimistic (it's possible). JTHM is the best, and I seriously love Devi. Ani Difranco is one of my favorite singers. She has some really great songs, and there's some really good subtext in some of them (Both Hands is one of my favorite). I suggest listening to some of her music. It really is pretty cool. I have no idea what else to write so I'm just going to leave some of my favorite quotes.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into a sewer and die.”-Mel Brooks

“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”-Ambrose Bierce

“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. “ -Groucho Marx

“Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” -Mark Twain

“I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.”- Will Rogers

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.”-Albert Einstein

“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.”-Jean Kerr

“When feeding time comes around, there is nothing a hawk likes better than a nice, fat, peaceful dove.” Louis L’Amour

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln

“If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?”-George Carlin

“I never vote. It only encourages them.”-Anonymous

"Some days the line I walk turns out to be straight, other days the line tends to deviate. I've got no criteria for sex or race." -Ani Difranco 'In or Out'

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” -Robert Benchley

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Never Leave Me by CrazyWriter reviews
The Aleck McGee Series love evil be thou my good, you will not write me agaian, edge of oblivion combined into one. Chronicles the life of lesbian Aleck McGee. hence, a warning for lesbianism. Please read, please review. FINISHED.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 86,759 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 12/13/2002
Without You by I-AM-Spartacus reviews
CHAPTER 8 UP!Taryn's 9th grade English teacher, Miss Griffin, is now her 12th grade English teacher, which usually wouldnt be a big deal if it wasnt for the fact that she has a huge crush on this particular teacher. (slash, femslash, full summery inside)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005
A Picture Says a Thousand Words by Nath and Nami reviews
Two lesbians, one dorm. Sexual tensions so thick they can be cut with a knife. What's a girl to do? Yuri, femmeslash, f/f, and whatnot, flames will be used to make s'mores.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005
A butterfly story by Stryst reviews
Lesbian and transgendered themes. Not for everyone, but probably worth a shot if you like anything else Ive written...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,954 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 5/14/2003
Tearing at Myself by look until you fall reviews
Natalie Embree has gone through a wurlwind of disfunctional behaviors. After a recent suicide attempt lands her in a mental hospital, she is forced to face her demons once and for all.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Disease by Fayth Bounarotti reviews
A short story about a lonely girl, Andrea, who has come to terms with her disease and is faced with her love for a girl in her English class, Gabrielle(it's a story about lesbians. don't like bite me! don't bitch it's my first romance)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003
Love in a Nutshell by LadyWillow2 reviews
"It had been eight years since Zora and I had met in high school, and I could still remember everything about the first time I saw her..." A continuation to the well-loved Ostracized Paradise series! (femslash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003
BEING REWRITTEN by LadyWillow2 reviews
This story is being rewritten. Please click my username to find the new version. Thanks!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,826 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Complete
Lez School 101 by Ashadu reviews
It's PG-13 so far, but it's going to become rated R. A young girl is ridiculed after discovering she's a lesbian and goes to a school for lesbians.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003
Shadowed Perfection by jack's wasted life reviews
Guthrie might be bisexual and he might be crazy, he doesn't really know. All he knows is that he's anorexic and confused in a world that shuns him for no apparent reason. [Complete]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 4/16/2002
Magazines by SoulCatcher reviews
About a teenage girl who happens to be a lesbian, and her coming out to her family. It's cuter than it is angsty.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2002
Difficulties reviews
These are just some thoughts I had on why it's so difficult to accept being different. If you are uncomfortable with the subject of homosexuality, then you shouldn't read.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003