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Joined 04-13-02, id: 199167
Author has written 7 stories for General, and Humor.
Hiya readers! want to know more about me, do you? Ahh, where to begin? Well, as you can see, I like writing a lot, though I don’t post half the stuff that I write. I write mostly Labyrinth stories, humor, to be specific. Labyrinth is the coolest movie, Jim Henson rules (may he rest in peace)! I also write some original poetry, and even a 5-1/2 page report on the letter “h,” the best letter of the alphabet. Well, enough with my writing. If you wanna know more about that, read my stuff (and remember to review!).

On a more personal note, I am a freak, a dork, a poet, a dreamer, a computer nerd, and all around social outcast. People don’t like me cuz I’m different, and quite frankly, I DON’T CARE! Let’s see...I hate preps, popular people, dumb know, the usual stereotypical freak-haters. I hate school, too. But let’s get off such a depressing subject.

What about my friends, you ask? Well, I used to have a lot more, till some evil people stabbed us in the back and ditched us horribly. (You know who you are!) Anyways...I’d like to say Hi to my friends MilkWaterW/Clemon2357, Legenddreamer57, Possessed Squirrel Woman, and ZiggyStardust57 Jareth Tights. (Of course I have more than that, but those are the only ones with fanfiction screen names!) So please review their stuff, cuz it will make them happy! Oh yes, and if you’re in need of a laugh, read “The Pong Song,” by my brother, Anon E. Mous. (A parody of “The Thong Song,” if you couldn’t tell.) It’s funny.

Hmm...what else? Let’s see...I like black, I hate pop music, I watch Arthur, I hate school, I love going to the park, I like gymnastics, cheerleaders disgrace the sport of tumbling, I like Disney movies, I love to read, I love to write, and that’s about all you need to know about me! If ya like my stuff, please review or email me, cuz I need feedback to give me the confidence to post more stuff. Okiedokies? Until next time, this is CrystalDreamer620, signing off.

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Midnight Solace reviews
It's a poem about the night, and a young soul turning it if you will, and please review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/29/2003
The Man Who Hated Pigeons reviews
Rated for the pigeon violence. A first person story I wrote from a middle-aged man's point of view. Definitely good for some laughs! Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2002
The Pair Plus One reviews
Aren't three-person friendships hard? Read and find out.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2002
Tribute to Pants reviews
It's a poem about pants, people! What more can I say?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8/8/2002
Steel-Plated Armor reviews
A really angsty poem I wrote about the armor we are all forced to wear, masking our true self. Please R&R
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/31/2002
The Letter "H" reviews
This is a 5-1/2 paper I wrote about the letter h, the best letter ever. Only read this if you're really bored, easily amused, or love the letter h as much as I do! Please review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/29/2002
Ode to Rosa reviews
This is a funny lil poem I wrote about Rosa. Read it and find out who Rosa is! Please review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/29/2002