Tuxedo Jack
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Joined 09-25-00, id: 20047
Author has written 10 stories for Family, Song, General, Love, and Thriller.
NOTE: This site merely hosts my original works. ALL my fiction and nonfiction can be found at my website. My fiction is at Fanfiction.net under the same name and profile number. Just change the "fictionpress.com" in your address bar to "fanfiction.net" and you'll be magically teleported there.


January 5th, 2003

Inspiration has struck, and I've got another season of OVSDHH in the works. Just be prepared for new surprises. And no, I've not forgotten my old series, and Cid's Lab will be completed, but not before the second-to-last part of the Kyoto Liddo-Kun.

December 8th, 2003

I've fixed my new machine. Apparently, Win2K Pro doesn't exactly like large HOSTS files with DNS Caching and DHCP Client turned on, so I disabled them and fixed it... after two weeks of searching and cursing.

I'm currently working on part 7 of the Kyoto Liddo-Kun, and I'm also coloring Kebinu's illustrations for Talon's "Bonds of Time: The Love Hina Fanboy War." If I get enough interest, I may animate a trailer for it in Macromedia Flash... or, if I get enough time, make it as an RPG in RPG Tsukuru 2003 for Windows/WINE.

Yes, I do own a machine running three OSes. Fear.

Red Hat Linux 9.0 is good. Mac OS 8.1 is excellent. Windows 2000 Professional is better than XP by far.

November 19th, 2003

Read above. However, I lost nothing, as the NTFS hard drive is set to mirror to a FAT32 drive every night and I caught it before it could.

I have officially declared war on spyware and adware. To see more, go to the forums on and look for Tuxedo Jack.

And if you ever want your PC analyzed, just post a HijackThis log there. We'll be more than happy to help out.

Works in progress:

Untitled (Love Hina, comedy/romance)
Co-authoring with Andrew Talon on this one. It's a fic centered on Shinobu.

Cid's Laboratory
FF7/Dexter's Lab fusion. ^_^ Long story.

MSMT3K Episode 206
In progress. Slightly delayed, but hey, with an SI/Ranma/Eva crossover, it's _going_ to get done.

MSMT3K Episode 207
A Blainefic! Part 4 of Reunions is nearly completed... well, it was five months ago, but I was too lazy to fix my hard drive.

The Kyoto Liddo-Kun, Part 7
A Kanako/Naru shoujo-ai mystery.

Untitled (FF7/Utena fusion)

Untitled (Utena/Digimon fusion)

Tenchi In Wonderland
Spoofy fun goodness with just a touch of crack.

Untitled (Powerpuff Girls/Mortal Kombat)
You _really_ don't want to know. It's a result of my time on #PTNP.

Personal Details

Real Name: J.R. (Short for Jack Robert. If I hear one "who shot JR?" joke, there's gonna be a revengefic.)

Age: 19... I think. I really can't remember, but I do know I was born in the year of the Mac.

Location: Hades. No, seriously. Houston, Texas = Hades.

Current Occupation: College student at the University of Houston looking for a summer job.

Interests: Programming, writing (no da), MSTing, and goodly amounts (i.e. copious) anime.

Dislikes: Plagiarists, the people who yanked my site, and the FFN admin who wiped my MSTings, and censors. God, I hate censors. Oh, and I can't forget cheaters. (The Mole) I fuggin' _HATE_ cheaters! And guard dogs!

Awards: Just a gold star from Talon for a K/M ending for OVSDHH:ACTSNB and a terrorist rating from the Department of Homeland Security. Oh, that, and I've got the single largest private fanfiction library in the world. No, seriously, I do. It's a gig and a half.

Future: Hopefully, I can manipulate the world's governments into a real-life version of Second Impact. Hell, I've already mapped it out on paper, and all it'd take is one nuke to start the whole thing, thanks to the Smirking Chimp in the White House.

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Error 401 reviews
Theft, a cafeteria devoid of food, lover's spats, and stuff that kids generally shouldn't deal with. Yep, that's high school, all right.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003
Crystal Teardrops
A touch of angst, loneliness, and the vacuum you feel when the soul leaves the body.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 10/14/2002
Women reviews
Another little gem from my vault of crazed ramblings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/2/2002
Angels on Earth reviews
Just a little something that I wrote at the end of my senior year.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2002
Piano and Violin reviews
A poem about the past. It was partially inspired by listening to M3 from the S2 works CDs.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2002
For Those With Wings reviews
A little dark poem I wrote after a fight with an ex. Partially inspired by Megami Kouhosei.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2002
The Angels are Crying reviews
A short, dark piece of poetry that I had never intended to publish, but I later felt that I should. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2002
Ding Dong, The Network's Dead! reviews
Well, my school got hit with the NIMDA worm, and I wrote a song anout it. 'Nuff said.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2001
A Night With My PC reviews
This is what happens when I try to type up a novel on a PC. Naturally, you can guess that chaos erupts, war ensues, and I go insane... but you're WRONG! Ha, ha! *Slaps self* Sorry, snapped there...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2001
Nights reviews
My mind in a regular night, albeit somewhat warped. The four beings here are real people... try to figure out who they are.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/29/2001