Colorlessgreenideas
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Joined 04-16-02, id: 200596
I'm just another American trying to write about British characters. I've recently returned from a lengthy voyage to other continents. Please enjoy my attempt at fanfic humor (the metamorphosis of a nemesis).

Deep thought of the day:

One day a beaver and a termite were walking down the road together. "I can eat through a tree with my teeth," said the beaver. "That's nothing," said the termite, "I can burrow through a tree." Then they heard a voice behind them. "You two think you're so smart, but you're nothing!" It was a bitter old drunk lady.